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its not smart to....

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You'll never see your hand again...

 

 

 

It's not smart to post after me because...

Life is as pointless as this signature...

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<3: of love.

 

 

 

It's not smart to drink something really cold when it's hot outside because...

The clash in temputare makes your brain explode.

 

 

 

It's not smart to be a self proclaimed "cool" geek because...

there is no such thing.

 

 

 

It's not smart to attempt to discuss quantum physics with someone else wehn you don;'t know much about it because...

They might happen to be an expert on it and make you look like a fool.

 

 

 

It's not smart to say stuff like

 

Me and my friend had plans to blow up this huge inflatable pool today, its supposed to be blown up until its nearly rock hard, so it requires two people. But he canceled.He always blows me off, and now it is just semi-hard, and my friend isn't here to finish the job with his mouth.

 

in Off Topic because...

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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People in OT eat glass. :thumbsup:

 

[sorry if you don't catch it.. or remember it.]

 

 

 

It's not smart to natter on about how you hate pianists because...

They'll tear of a piano leg and beat you with it when they snap.

 

 

 

Yes, I remember it, that was a great thread. :lol:

 

 

 

It's not smart to stick a nail in an outlet because...

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

it might hurt the nail's feelings.

 

 

 

It's not smart to eat mosquitoes because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

...you'd get mosquito bites all over your esophagus.

 

 

 

It's not smart to anger GLaDOS because...

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

...no one likes deadly neurotoxins.

 

 

 

It's not smart to fry ice cream because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

It could start a fire. :o

 

 

 

It's not smart to go swimming on Saturday becase...

...Saturday is when the jellyfish like to feed :twisted:

 

 

 

It's not smart to drive your car upside down because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Bill gates will come and kill you because that's how you inherit money from Microsoft.

 

 

 

It's not smart to play runescape because...

Because you might end up looking like Zezima in real life *shudders*

 

 

 

It's not smart to assume that Zezima is a overweight white couch potato because...

Most normal people don't sit on the couch while playing runescape (atleast I don't)

 

 

 

It's not smart to open an umbrella indoors because...

it might provoke rain to come inside your house.

 

 

 

Its not to smart to drink a pop while lying down because...

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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...it's soda...I hate soda.

 

 

 

It's not smart to try to drink anything from a full cup while lieing down because.

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

Aliens will not want to probe your body.. they'll think you lack intelligence.

 

 

 

It's not smart to think about aliens probing people because...

Aliens will not want to probe your body.. they'll think you lack intelligence.

 

 

 

It's not smart to think about aliens probing people because...

 

 

 

then you won't get that sensational suprise which feels soooo.... goood....

 

 

 

its not smart to jump off buildings because.

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:twisted: you wouldn't get to die another day.

 

 

 

It's not smart to wish someone else to fall out the same window you fell out because.....

...they'd land on the teeter totter next to where you landed which would fling an extremely obese child, who was sitting by himself wishing he had friends, into the air and into the turbine of an Airbus which would crash into the Nuclear Reactor down the street killing millions.

 

 

 

Its not smart to write run on sentences because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

of the phrase/word "tl;dr"

 

 

 

It's not smart to tell someone that made a long post that you didn't read it cause it was too long, because...

They might go on an orange cat killing spree :twisted:

 

 

 

It's not smart to guess the color of a cat when one is color blind because...

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

you could be wrong... as the kitten in my signature is quite obviouly gray.

 

 

 

It's not smart to lie because...

Someone else could tell the truth. :twisted:

 

 

 

It's not smart to mess up someone's well planned lie because...

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

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