after Chuck buried you he would have to break it to your parents on account of legal issues involving hair wigs, causing him to start the apocalypse. Again.

 

 

 

It's not smart to play the contrabass saxophone because:

playing an instrument u cant pronnounce isnt a good idea

 

 

 

it isnt smart to rb a movie thetre because

rob a movie theatre? because if its an adult movie playing... you'll be noticed immediately. noob....

 

 

 

It's not smart to not spell your words properly as

because noone can understand wat ur typing

 

 

 

it's not smart to call killerbook1 NOOB because...

the fairies will follow you around trying to grant you a wish because you did something good.... even though you dont believe in fairies....

 

 

 

 

 

crazy....

 

 

 

Its not smart to insinuate that someone with a fairly high level of intelligence is a noob because...

they will start cunfuzzling you with big words like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and hippopotomonstrosesquippedliophobia / phobic

 

 

 

It's not smart to insult Wizjany because...

he might accidently stab himself with that gigantic phallic looking stick he has in his hand....

 

 

 

 

 

It's not smart to insult people in general because

hes holding a sword sivler....anyways...because they'll eat you

 

 

 

it's not smart to attempt to fly with pizza boxes for wings off a 4 story building because....

You are too fat because you ate the pizza's before hand.

 

 

 

It's not smart to sneeze and cough at the same time with your eyes open because :uhh:

youll have a heart attack

 

 

 

its nto smart to attempt to kill chuck norris because

really.... its really not smart to attempt to kill someone that you don't know who the heck they are.

 

 

 

It's not smart to forget your coworker's name that you have a crush on because.... :ohnoes:

that would be plain stupid...

 

 

 

It's not smart to use smilelies in your post because

dogs shall mutilate your avvy.

 

 

 

It's not smart for me to....

to what? you have to end with a because...

fine...

 

 

 

To go on holidays because.....

holidays are evil and will abduct you and keep you in a spaceship and force feed you potato salad and chicken and water just to see what kind of effect it'll have on your body....

 

 

 

Actually.... that sounds like my idea of heaven... to each his own I suppose...

 

 

 

 

 

It's not smart to stutter while saying Stuttutter because

people will think u stutter?

 

 

 

 

 

its not smart to be dutch because...

I dunno... have foot problems later in life from wearing wooden shoes?

 

[that's all I know about the dutch -.- ]

 

 

 

Its not smart to pretend you're smarter than you actually are in reality because

...chances are people that are smarter than you are laugh about your stupidity.

 

 

 

It's not smart to jump off bridges because...

well... the troll under the bridge will not, i repeat, NOT, catch you.

 

 

 

Its not smart to tell someone that you forgot their name.... because

...you can't greet them by their name..

 

 

 

I've observed that you have an obsession with how you apparently forgot your coworker's name that you had a crush on. Gratz on being smart. And the most mature..wits.

 

 

 

It's not smart to offend important people because..

they will kill you.

 

[there! I used a period at the end of my sentence!!!! Apparantly, exclamation points don't count....]

 

 

 

 

 

Well... It's not smart to think I will kill you if you forgot my name....

...because you are loving and it is more likely that you would forget MY name.

 

 

 

It's not smart to eat random pills because..

one of them might be an earwax flavoured pill....

 

but whatever rocks your boat....

 

 

 

It's not smart to say "gets you off" instead of "rocks your boat" because

"Gets you off" may be considered sexual, based on how perverted the person is.

 

 

 

It's not smart to hold it when you have to pee because..