...because rubber chickens are silly. Yeah, VERY silly indeed, in real life.

 

 

 

It's not smart to get angry to FOX, BBC or any other TV company for censoring your show because...

nothing would really happen, since when do they listen to just one person?

 

 

 

It's not smart to leave your plans to take over the world, just lying around someplace.

...because someone smarter than you might use them against you.

 

 

 

It's not smart to shoot a gangster while you're inside a bar full of gangsters because...

Because they might be that particular gangster's friends... although there's no honour among thieves these days... so you can try your luck... [my number one reason why I didn't go into thieving in real life]

 

 

 

It's not smart to poke random people in the street.

Because they could kill you, give you a communicable disease, or, depending on where you poked them, yell "RAPE!!"

 

 

 

It's not smart to mess with the Sandwich lady...

...because she will call the security if you insult her in her sandwich store.

 

 

 

You didn't say which sandwich lady, and there is more than one. :roll:

 

 

 

It's not smart to threaten someone with a gun and scream "Tell me the goddamn truth!!!!!" into their faces because...

because u could be looking at a mirror.

 

its not smart to blow up 3 cars because....

...you can get executed by the FBI.

 

 

 

It's not smart to walk on the streets, get into the car, and steal the cars the same style as in the Grand Theft Auto games because...

You can't defeat hordes of police in real life with a paper sword that grants you mystical powers.

 

It's not smart to steal cat food form my cat because.

...somebody's gonna be pissed.

 

 

 

You can't defeat hordes of police in real life with a paper sword that grants you mystical powers.

 

 

 

Excuse me? What do paper swords have to do with ANYTHING? :roll:

 

 

 

It's not smart to not answer my question because...

then you would be crying about someone not answering your question.

 

 

 

Its not smart to use pumpkins and easter eggs as pking food because

They are too 1337 for anyone to handle.

 

 

 

Its not a good idea to read this post because

...you will have problems with the spelling of leet.

 

 

 

It's not smart to type in your post "It's not cool to..." instead of "It's not smart to..." because...

...Some idiot with flame you and hit you with a brass knuckle shooter.

 

It is not smart to smack Tz-tok-Jad, because..

...it can eat you.

 

 

 

It's not smart to tell people you don't know crap about to get a life because...

they might laugh at you...

 

it's not smart to tell tbm you hate him because he likes pokemon because...

he send out pikachu to thundershock you...

 

 

 

its not smart to play in traffic because...

..You would end up getting run over.

 

 

 

It's not smart to burp in public because...

he send out pikachu to thundershock you...

 

 

 

Hah, never. I used a thunderstone on that crappy pok̮̩̉̉mon ages ago. :roll:

 

 

 

...because people might ask "What the hell is wrong with you?"

 

 

 

It's not smart to go to a Christian church yell, "The bible is a fiction, a fiction I tell you!!!! Don't believe me? Think about it, what kinda god would have supernatural powers, and never replies to your prayer? It was made up to brainwash bull*bleep* into your heads, don't trust it, whoever made this is an evil bastard trying to brainwash you, seriously guys, get a goddamn life!!!" because...

because you'd be arrested by the police, and id get out the chainsaw....

 

(im catholic)

 

 

 

its not smart to yell the word "gay" in public while pointing to yourself becuase....

...some actual homosexual would appear out of nowhere and say, "Please marry me!!!"

 

 

 

It's not smart to mess with demons because...

They might throw you out of hell... well if you irrritate them enough... [this just shows how nice I am, since I'm still here....]

 

 

 

It's not smart to visit me in hell because

I would have to die first, and that would ruin my week 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

its not smart to say you are emo while wearing a barny shirt in public because...

...then you will get the comeback "And you are a jackass" and a lot of laugh.

 

 

 

It's not smart to use dark spells on guns because...

it would explode and spray bullets everywhere, killing you.

 

 

 

It's not smart to commit suicide because...