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My cousin has collapsed the chair...finally


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Yeah I've been keeping up with my friend Floyd who owns a video game store in my town and my cousin seems to think he "works" for him. Floyd has never told him that my cousin is an employee he doesn't even tell or encourage my cousin to come to his store.

 

 

 

My cousin comes and voluntarily takes kids money to give to the intern that works there to put in the cash register. One kid even told my cousin "No I don't trust you and your fat!" Which is just....WOW yeah..

 

 

 

Now my cousin weighs about 400lbs he is a big guy and my friend has had big people in his store bigger than my cousin who sit on the folding chairs to play games and they don't bend the chairs. My cousin on the other hand gave every chair in there the "gangsta lean" as my friend calls it...LOL

 

 

 

I get a text tonight from my friend telling me that hes been having my cousin sit in the most messed up broken chair he has (that my cousin has been breaking by sitting in it week by week) and that tonight my cousin has finally COLLAPSED through the chair and broke it.

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So he's going to have to buy a new one, right? Brand new, not bad. And your cousin thinks he works there? doesn't he find it odd that he doesn;t get a paycheck?

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You have an interesting life.

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Why don't you mock him some more, that's bound to solve the problem.
I'm not mocking him. I just find it funny that kids in the store don't seem to trust him and that he thinks he works there.

 

 

 

So he's going to have to buy a new one, right? Brand new, not bad. And your cousin thinks he works there? doesn't he find it odd that he doesn;t get a paycheck?
My cousin is 23 and incredibly stupid he thinks the guy who works there working the register isn't getting a paycheck. Hell my friend just ignores my cousin most of the time hes there talking to him cause he can be so annoying at times.

 

 

 

Hey, you're cousin is fat, but you're hasseling him on an internet forum, not even to his face. No life, much?

 

 

 

How about you treat your flesh and blood with some respect moron.

Explain where in my post did I hassle him.
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