Yeah, don't you want your Pikazord to evolve into Jolteon?

Will you please do your research better?

What Pikachu?

Didn't I make it clear it's the one in your sig?

My sig?

What makes you think I was talking about yours?

My what?

Why are you always so confused in this thread?

Who's confused?

See what I mean?

Perhaps he is only being portrayed as confused due to the questioning nature of this thread?

Where am I?

In your office, maybe?

Perhaps he has no office?

So where does he have his computer then?

Maybe it's a laptop?

Is that a question?

Wasn't there a question mark at the end of the sentence?

What are you people doing in my office?

This isn't the bathroom??

Wait, is that why there's so many toilets and sinks in my office?

Mayhaps you are a janitor who thinks every lavatory is his office?

Does he have to eat on the toilet?

Or a urinal?

Unsure, busy doing other internet things to question it?