Here's how you play.

 

You rate the person above you's tip on a scale from 1-5, then you give your own silly tip (The tips have to actually work!).

 

 

 

How to outrun a noob:

 

Wear an explorer's ring (3) and have 99 agility, boots of lightness, spottier cape, and whatever else gives energy/agility bonuses.

3/5.I don't know what an Explorer's Ring is and you missed Penance Gloves.

 

 

 

If your hair is on fire,put the fire out.

5/5

 

A very helpful tip that could possibly save someone's life in the future should his/her hair gets caught on fire.

 

 

 

When you have a Diahorrea (Sp?) try not to constipate as you will not feel very comfortable.

2/5 try not to constipate?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you don't get your math homework, ask your teacher for help...

1/5 Will never ask my teacher for help... wait a min... ?I don't go to school...????

 

ok then.. 5/5... BEST TIP IN THE WORLD... REALLY HELPFUL AND IT WORKS!!!!

 

 

 

When you have a headache and you want to get rid of it quickly.. think of something funny... and when you laugh it will ease the ache... this works for me all the time...

2.5/5 I guess? never works for me :(.

 

 

 

If you want to turn blue water into green water, pee in it (I feel mature today ;) :thumbup:).

1/5

 

 

 

what if you're totally hydrated?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you want to raise your IQ, don't hang around runescape too long...

ugh...me no understand...back ter wc....

 

 

 

If your arn hurts when you move it, theres an easy cure

 

dont move it.

5/5. It works.

 

 

 

When driving, its is adviseable that you are not intoxicated.

4/5.I don't drive.

 

 

 

If you donate to every charity you see,the charities will have more money in a month than you get in a year.Or something like that,just don't donate as much.

5/5 I hate charities... specially the ones that take like 10 percent off every dollar they get.... but then i feel guilty when i dont give anything...

 

 

 

If you want people to believe everything you say is the truth... speak with confidence... and add in a random statistic... if its in school/work.. whip out a graph/pie chart.

1/5 54.4566% of all statistics are made up on the spot...making that tip failure...

 

 

 

 

 

if you need to bribe the u.s. president, you can do it legally by making a donation to the presidential library...

1/5 will never need to bribe the us prezzy.

 

 

 

If you want to be taller.. wear heels.

4/5.Can't wear heels,thats gay!

 

 

 

If you're underwater without any diving equipment,chances are you can't breathe,so don't be underwater without any diving equipment.

4/5.Can't wear heels,thats gay!

 

yes you can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would totally... oh yea.. i;m female.

 

 

 

um... 5/5 it is the truth for your tip.. and it makes sense.

 

 

 

now for my tip.

 

If you want to cover up bruises on your skin from fighting... i mean making out with a loved one.. use make up.