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He then renames himself Shaaron.With that,Shaaron starts making fun of Rainy Dead.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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And then, at the age of 28, she finds an old book of a genious professor, and finds out how to create human beings.

 

 

 

She then creates the very first baby out of nothing, and finds out the baby is so smart that he taught himself how to read!

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He also taught the baby to hunt, and as a test faced the baby to a bear, wich resulted in much win (for the bear, who had a nice lunch).

 

Sharon thought that creating babies wasn't much a good idea and then starts creating copies from him/herself.

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All the clones stop fighting then and celebrate a big birthday party. They drink so much that they all die and Sharon is alone again. s/he decides to join the space pirates where she steals other people bases and moves sig.

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S/he becomes very unpopular with the space pirates. The space pirates decide to send he/r off the plank into a black hole. Once inside, time seems to move so quickly that a year has already passed.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]

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After getting off the black hole 1 year later, s/he is not about 1.5 Kilometers tall, so she spends her time creating a machine to reduze her/his height back to normal. S/he is now 33 years old and back at his/her normal height.

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She meets a monk that came from spaces and teaches her about mantra and all that [cabbage].

 

 

 

She spends 2 whole years corssing her legs and thinking happy thoughts.

 

 

 

She stops when she finds it boring.

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