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Tanis5432 Blog ~(99 Con + My Amazing Accomlishment!)~

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Price Check plz!!PRICE CHECK pl0x

 

And the terror is over.

 

I abo[bleep]ly hate the Internet term Pl0x.

 

I can stand plz or pls but come one now Pl0x doesn't even make sense.....

 

I cant say much my grammar online is sub-par to say the least. But anyways was checking the new price checker.

 

 

 

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its nice says how much each individual item is worth and there total ^^

 

man thats a lot of yews i cant resist selling them every level i get.

 

 

 

The Adventure of Tanis and the Elder Tree!

 

So this morning I woke up early to do the event right after update I killed 2 Yew Evil trees. I forgot to screenshot the trees but I had fun the second yew gave me about 10k xp for 8 minutes of work. I didn't watch my exp on the first. The time for two a day resets at 4 PM pacific time. So now being 11:30 est I decide to go for 2 more. I wanted a low one and an elder.

 

First tree I get my hands on a regular. 2k exp for about 5 min of work there were million people so part was crap exp and other was too many people. And second I wait for an Elder claim in the Tree Hunters clan chat soon after it happens.

 

I got about 14k xp in 15 minutes again though decent exp but Its also a way to take a break from normal exp. And as a reward 13 Magic logs, a willow seed, and 5k not too great but.. 21 of banking was awesome I got about 15k xp in 20 minutes at yew which was better then normal exp. Screen shots below.

 

 

 

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Some more random Elder shots:

 

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V V V V V V V V V V V Look he was attempting to flip me off with his vines. V V V V V V V V V V V

 

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V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V VBURP!!!!!!!! V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V

 

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Action shot:

 

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Banking: These are the animations and text.

 

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Edit Blog Update: Added more friends blogs in the special thanks section at the bottom of the first post.

 

 

 

nice i havent found a elder tree yet if you want thou you can join eviltreechat, only problem is its to crowded you get trees but they dont last long.

 

oh and good luck with 99. :)

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Price Check plz!!PRICE CHECK pl0x

 

And the terror is over.

 

I abo[bleep]ly hate the Internet term Pl0x.

 

I can stand plz or pls but come one now Pl0x doesn't even make sense.....

 

I cant say much my grammar online is sub-par to say the least. But anyways was checking the new price checker.

 

 

 

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its nice says how much each individual item is worth and there total ^^

 

 

 

i love the new "inv pc" as ive dubbed it.

 

also i saved up 25k eucs for 90 wc :twss:

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The Treasure Box

 

Well todays random bump post is brought to you by your location car wash its only 5.95 to get a full premium wash with wax and shine detail......

 

As most of you know they redid randoms which was important and much needed! But In my opinion they went too far. Now instead of 5 Randoms an hour. Im not lucky to get 2 randoms a day. I miss getting randoms they were a much needed 2 second break from cutting to do something else for a second... But now I dont get any. I have played about 5 or 6 hours today and gotten 1 random. The amount of randoms was hardly the problem before it was the lack of good rewards and the danger they caused. Now there is a lack of my fun distraction and Im upset about it. Yes the new randoms are nice and fun and the rewards are great.

 

 

 

I miss you Random Event please come home soon.

 

Picture of a Random Gift Box for those who haven't seen them yet.

 

 

 

Top Half:

 

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Bottom Half:

 

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We would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for that meddling JaGex!

 

The gnomes had been at it again plotting and planning to somehow get rid of me, this time they wanted me dead or alive. They sent there hired men at me I out smarted every one of them. So then they sent a Chicken????? Okay a Chicken what that going to do.. OWWWWW its shooting me with something.... Okay so maybe this chicken isn't as weak... OOWWWWW... as I thought. After getting away from the chicken I threw some sweet corn at it... then RAN!!!!!! They tried some more to foil my plans of WORLD DOMINATION... I mean tree killing. So I continued to cut an cut away. And then I relised the gnomes weren't sending more troops to combat me or try to out wit me or whisk me off to a dark cellar or something. Had I won?

 

So I found a gnome willing talk to me and he said that Darn JaGex hid them away he Imprisoned the lot of them and the remaining happy with there new homes or new businesses they no longer were willing to work for the Gnomes...

 

 

 

Well anyways here it is what this whole post was about:

 

 

 

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And a serious question?

 

Do you all enjoy reading my level up posts with the Gnomes or should I just cut them out? And post the screenshot?

I love your stories! <3:

 

Don't cut them out! :ohnoes:

 

Grats Btw :P

 

Smilies are awesome LOL

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Second Daily Bumper

 

Todays Second Daily Bumper is brought to you by the word please. It misses being used and says now with all all knew meaning showing you really mean it by spelling it out! By those who brought you please they would like to say go kill your self Pl0x noobs....

 

First just two nice shots of Elder Tree:

 

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This one there is only 4 people at the tree killing it at first which was nice. It was cool to see it so not crowded. And I enjoyed this one it gave me 50 yews for killing it.

 

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This one didnt get his morning coffee as you can see. He looksrather grumpy and angry. But then again how would you like to be hit by a bunch of dragon axes and burned with your roots as kindling.

 

Brain matters not for the faint of well Brain....

 

Yep more number crunching mmm.... ABC cereal with numbers =p. Minus the milk and well the cereal but okay more exp numbers from my friend elder tree.

 

Tree one:

 

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This one was fairly crowded and had alot of people there I was there from 90% downward and it died quick!

 

The Numbers... I got 9492 exp over a roughly 6 minute period of time so that would be roughly 94920 exp per hour if the tree could last an hour.

 

 

 

 

 

Tree two:

 

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You ready... Yup some more lovey numbers comming at ya.... so lets see here? Oh yea for this one I got there at 99% I was the third person to th tree and It didnt get crowded as quick as normal so we had a minute or 2 with under 10 people.

 

Anyways back to the numbers... So I got 17145 exp over a 11 minute period of time which is 93518 exp per hour. While you are now wondering why I got the least on this one per hour well for this one I had to cut alot more roots for longer since less people means more time cutting roots out of the way because all sides are blocked by roots.

 

 

 

 

 

One more bit of math for todays Evil tree report.

 

14238/8 = 1791 exp per minute.

 

9492/6 = 1582 exp per minute.

 

17145/11 = 1558 exp per minute.

 

Average= 1643 exp per minute from elder evil tree.

 

Each time I do an evil tree I will continue the exp averages and exp per minute average ^^.

 

 

 

 

 

Few more small pic:

 

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The second tree I did not screenshot rewards but I do know it was 50 Yew logs, A willow seed, and 7.3k gold. Along with 27 minutes of banking.

Nice stories and I like the idea :thumbup:

 

 

 

Evil trees look great to be honest.

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R.I.P. Neko :[

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I love those stories dude, keep them coming! Also, elder tree looks awesome, gotta try it out sometime. Congratulations on 97, that' awesome. And I agree with you on the randoms, I have had one since they came out. : /

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I <3 SikTh.

Lol, are there new costumes from randoms?

 

 

 

Cuz I see "SAVE UP FOR A COSTUME" in your bottom half pic.

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*cough*bump*cough*

 

also evil trees sound good but no teak bankage :evil:

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All For One and One For All

 

Todays post is brought to you by Emo kids they called runescape and said they want there hair cuts back. Yes you, you know what I'm talking about the silly flip looking new Runescape hair cut looks like am emo kid. Also brought to you by hair jell making your hair feel and look like crap for 100 year! Happy birthday HAIR CRAP! =D I'm bored sorry. No offense to Hair Jell users.... But really If I was Emo I would be offended =D I'd probably even cut my self... I'm sorry to my readers that was mean of me....

 

 

 

Anyways todays first picture is named All for one and one for all. Becuase since same type axes have same timers on cutting. In this Picture all the Dragon axe users are swinging at the same time and I got it as the axe was near the tree this All for one or One for all.

 

 

 

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And on to the math!

 

Tree one:

 

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So here are the results for tree one as you can see I was there for 9 min, I arrived at 95%. So I got 13148 exp for 9 min worth of work. Thats 87653 Exp per hour my saddest tree exp yet. Thats 1460 exp per minute.

 

 

 

Tree two:

 

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Tree two was also 9 mins and wasnt all that great was rather distracted by PMs during both so that slowed me down some.

 

Anyways on to the math. So this time i got 12790 over a 9 minute period of time and thats 85266 exp per hour. A new all time low. Now mind you since i'm not using a stop watch or things the numbers are slightly scwered and not as accurate as they could be seconds make a large difference.

 

 

 

The Averages.

 

14238/8 = 1791 exp per minute.

 

9492/6 = 1582 exp per minute.

 

17145/11 = 1558 exp per minute.

 

13148/9 = 1460 exp per minute

 

12790/9 = 1421 exp per minute

 

Average= 1562 exp per minute from elder evil tree.

 

 

 

Stalker Noobs RUN!!!

 

So today I had some noob say OMG its Tanis and ask for my autograph...... Had to screenshot it for the noob and maybe he will see it someday and feel all special. God damn Pl0x nubs.

 

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Thanks Strtalonn was a good laugh.

Only 2 more levels, Tanis!

 

 

 

Lol I wasn't in the chat for that conversation! But talonn sure got a very age appropriate message by me :lol:

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Lol perfect timing! My hair is too long to put jell D:

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R.I.P. Neko :[

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Just showing some clan support mate Keep up the great work!

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I read that entire thing in the beginning and I think my iq dropped by about 5 points, I mean, come on, it's just the worlds most epic run-on sentence that I've ever seen and it took about 20 minutes to read the whole thing.

 

 

 

Good luck with 99 wc :twss:

 

I just found out about this blog thing today, so I'm not really sure if I'll be back. If you need somebody to bump your blog, don't be afraid to ask =P

 

 

 

Your iq is 151???

 

You smart people make me... stupid

 

 

 

As for where to get 99, get an exp lamp and level where there are no trees.

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Your iq is 151???

 

You smart people make me... stupid

 

 

 

As for where to get 99, get an exp lamp and level where there are no trees.

 

 

 

As far as my IQ is concerned yup i am smart but alas I cant spell and my grammar is horrible, But i can write i am good at writing stories and poems.

 

 

 

And I might get a lamp or try to at least ^^

You're a dictator!

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Your a noob!

 

 

 

I know 8-)

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Your a noob!

 

 

 

I know 8-)

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A big blog update today.

 

Well to start things off I worked sunday night and there was a snow storm so by time I got home there was no power. So I couldn't play sunday night. I got on yesterday morning did a crappy Magic Evil Tree to test it I will no be posting exp from Magic Evil Tree. Then I did an elder. And After time reset which is 0:00 gmt I did 2 more elders. Other then that alot of fun goofing around and just cutting wood. Got alot of screenshots of fun and jokes to post as well =D.

 

 

 

Random Stuff/Fun

 

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Got 60 Summoning from penguins this morning =D

 

 

 

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The High Bumping Leprechaun. Whom many of you may know =D.

 

 

 

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Noobs these days....

 

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Yummy?

 

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People in my clan say the weirdest things =D

 

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Did I mention my clan is weird?

 

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Owned!

 

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..... Is all I have to say...

 

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An outfit from a friend. Action pose =D

 

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My new friend whitey. Well with level 60 summoning comes the ability to have a squirrel pet. Squirrels are one of my favorite animals and one of the coolest pets in RS. So I thought I have to have one! So I gather up some hunter equipment, errr well my girlfriend gave me some. We went and found the baby Squirrels and I see Whitey and I knew I wanted him to be my pet. So I try takes me 10 minutes and I catch 2 squirrels at the same time both not being Whitey here.... So I continue about another 10 minutes go by and I catch him =D

 

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Stalker much? That creepy old man not just teleports you into his maze now he follows you too....

 

 

 

Hey Kids do you know what time it is?

 

Yep thats right its math time!

 

Going to make this short and simple today since I have 3 to post. Tonights post will be back to normal =D

 

Like I said Ive done 3 elder and a magic since my last post. The Magic tree gave me like 3k exp he was horrible.

 

One:

 

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Total exp 14832 over 11 minutes.

 

Thats 80956 exp per hour or 1349 exp per minute.

 

 

 

Two:

 

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Total exp 10782 over 7 minutes.

 

Thats 93188 exp per hour or 1540 exp per minute.

 

 

 

Three:

 

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Total exp 12711 over 9 minutes.

 

Thats 84740 exp per hour or 1412 exp per minute.

 

 

 

Averages:

 

14238/8 = 1791 exp per minute.

 

9492/6 = 1582 exp per minute.

 

17145/11 = 1558 exp per minute.

 

13148/9 = 1460 exp per minute.

 

12790/9 = 1421 exp per minute.

 

14832/11 = 1349 exp per minute

 

10782/7 = 1540 exp per minute.

 

12711/9 = 1412 exp per minute.

 

Average: 12113/8.

 

Average= 1514 exp per minute from elder evil tree.

 

 

 

And that is all for this segment of jump off a cliff and die and next week we will be hosting the slit your wrists competition!

 

Stay tooned for 3 hours of commercials you don't care about =D

 

 

 

Anyways I'll make another post later tonight with todays elders.

 

And I would like to thank you all who are supporting my blogging <3 you guys.

Wrist slitting competition? How does that work? Whoever bleeds the most without dying wins?

 

 

 

Grats on 60 summoning =P

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