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Buying D legs.

 

 

 

Buying Dharoks axe.

 

 

 

Buying dharoks axe, using it once, realizing it sucks, trying to sell it, and not being able too.

 

 

 

Keeping it in my bank forever because I thought I'd have to pay 100k to have it fixed by bob.

 

 

 

Finally getting it fixed by Bob for 100 GP #-o

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That was an unlucky one Fellony; was that the scam where Zammy wine was a 'rare'? :?:

 

 

 

A more common scam was to lure someone in the little house, tell them to take the wine, and then keep closing the door on them.

 

 

 

Saw this happen to a guy cooking in Catherby once, way back before gravestones. He was wearing full dragon, had no weapon, was skulled, and had no prayer. He got an evil chicken, and two guys wouldn't let him out of the house, so he died.

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taking a desert treasure diamond out of my bank, thinking it was a slayer gem..

 

 

 

15 minutes later, im in infinity maging skellies or something (i was level 61 here)

 

 

 

BAM! stranger comes! takes me awhile to realize he was attacking me.. i prayed and ran. got to bank at 11 hp cause of poisen.

 

 

 

took me months to figure out that i had the diamond in my bank.. rofl.

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I went to mithril drags for a task once. I used all my food on my first one, then realized maaaaybe rune def isn't a good idea. :wall:

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Getting killed by a chicken.

 

 

 

i thought you couldn't :-k

 

 

 

 

:shock: I remember that video. I had no idea it was you. :lol:

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a man killed me. i had level 69 hp...

 

 

 

Why exactly did you make an almost exact copy of Ax600's post from one page back?

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Hmm my biggest fail?

 

 

 

I went to dust devils once and afk'd them. When I got back I realised I didn't have my face mask. Not very big but I can't think of anything else.

 

 

 

Maybe we should also have a biggest win section, I excel much more there. Like beating TCC boss unarmed. Not big but i'm proud of it.

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The day I bought full black years ago when I was a newb. I took it into the wilderness and was attacked around level 15 by some random guy. Being stupid, I ran further in and somehow lost him around level 20. Even worse, I thought he'd give up when I ran out of seeing distance on the minimap. Obviously, I decided to take a rest at that second and he immediately ran back at me :wall: . I was so pissed at myself.

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biggest fail....probably be losing to a lvl 25 >_< i was in F2P and apparently he had 99 str... the no cape thing kind of made me call him a noob... he got po'd, he owned me.

 

best fail....hmmm.... dont have one. =|

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Heh....

 

 

 

Failures huh O_O

 

 

 

Heres 5 of them to keep you guys in awe =O

 

 

 

1. I was on black dragon task, had to go pee, so left my guy to finish the black drag....little did I know it died and dropped a visage... when i finished off in the bathroom, I went to my room, I saw a visage. I was like OMGWTFBBQ, then it disappeared.

 

:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

 

2. On a treasure trial, I was supposed to walk west, and I ended up walking east from varrock to mortanyia....

 

 

 

3. I (almost)high alched a pair of d claws, thank god they were borrowed.

 

 

 

4. My clan was in a war with another clan(This was before wildy was gone) and I ended up wearing my enemies team cape, and slaughtered my own clan.(I got kicked afterwards, I know I am so dumb)

 

 

 

5. I mistook a dust devil red vamb drop for d chain 15 times in a row, and 16th was real and i didn't bother to pick it up....

 

 

 

More to come =P

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Heh....

 

 

 

Failures huh O_O

 

 

 

Heres 5 of them to keep you guys in awe =O

 

 

 

1. I was on black dragon task, had to go pee, so left my guy to finish the black drag....little did I know it died and dropped a visage... when i finished off in the bathroom, I went to my room, I saw a visage. I was like OMGWTFBBQ, then it disappeared.

 

:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

 

2. On a treasure trial, I was supposed to walk west, and I ended up walking east from varrock to mortanyia....

 

 

 

3. I (almost)high alched a pair of d claws, thank god they were borrowed.

 

 

 

4. My clan was in a war with another clan(This was before wildy was gone) and I ended up wearing my enemies team cape, and slaughtered my own clan.(I got kicked afterwards, I know I am so dumb)

 

 

 

5. I mistook a dust devil red vamb drop for d chain 15 times in a row, and 16th was real and i didn't bother to pick it up....

 

 

 

More to come =P

 

 

 

1, 3 and 5 were such epic fails I'm happy it wasn't me o.O

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Heh....

 

 

 

Failures huh O_O

 

 

 

Heres 5 of them to keep you guys in awe =O

 

 

 

1. I was on black dragon task, had to go pee, so left my guy to finish the black drag....little did I know it died and dropped a visage... when i finished off in the bathroom, I went to my room, I saw a visage. I was like OMGWTFBBQ, then it disappeared.

 

:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

 

2. On a treasure trial, I was supposed to walk west, and I ended up walking east from varrock to mortanyia....

 

 

 

3. I (almost)high alched a pair of d claws, thank god they were borrowed.

 

 

 

4. My clan was in a war with another clan(This was before wildy was gone) and I ended up wearing my enemies team cape, and slaughtered my own clan.(I got kicked afterwards, I know I am so dumb)

 

 

 

5. I mistook a dust devil red vamb drop for d chain 15 times in a row, and 16th was real and i didn't bother to pick it up....

 

 

 

More to come =P

 

 

 

1, 3 and 5 were such epic fails I'm happy it wasn't me o.O

 

ow. im really sorry dude. i always log off when i go to the bathroom, so i'm not worried. also... :twss:

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Hmm..I'm beginning to see a pattern in failing; yes I am!

 

 

 

I can assume that we all fail!! Lets all board the Drazboat! *Looks at Fool in recognitoin of me trying to change 'failing' to 'Drazing' 8-) *

 

 

 

And Mining fails! :roll:

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Hmm..I'm beginning to see a pattern in failing; yes I am!

 

 

 

I can assume that we all fail!! Lets all board the Drazboat! *Looks at Fool in recognitoin of me trying to change 'failing' to 'Drazing' 8-) *

 

 

 

And Mining fails! :roll:

 

 

 

Nah, I vote failing should be turned into Neiling, that guy fails like triple as much as fail itself. o.O (no offense to Neil, you're really unlucky, man)

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Hmm..I'm beginning to see a pattern in failing; yes I am!

 

 

 

I can assume that we all fail!! Lets all board the Drazboat! *Looks at Fool in recognitoin of me trying to change 'failing' to 'Drazing' 8-) *

 

 

 

And Mining fails! :roll:

 

 

 

Nah, I vote failing should be turned into Neiling, that guy fails like triple as much as fail itself. o.O (no offense to Neil, you're really unlucky, man)

 

 

 

lol ty,ty.

 

 

 

Well at least I got some pity ^^

 

 

 

heres another fact I want to slam in.

 

 

 

 

 

1.(This was before trade restrictions were inforced)

 

I was a nooby level 60 with full guilded rune, and well....(The guilded was from a friend)

 

 

 

I traded with some dude, and he showed me gold bars and a rune plate, then he said he can make gold armor by high alching it O_O( I believed him)

 

 

 

So he traded me a gold bar and rune plate, and I traded him a glided platebody

 

 

 

He told me to superheat it, then he logged off =D>

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GWD Drops:(Lootshare)

2 Bandos Hilts, 1 BCP, 1 Bandos Tassets, 17 Snapdragon Seeds

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7 Abbysal Whips, 37 Dragon Boots, 17 Mauls, 1 visage. Total Loot: 43mil+

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getting scammed for full guthan well no spear he gave me a leaf bleaded spear lol, didnt know untill i tried to wield it and it said i needed 55 slay lmao

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Draz, I've got an idea. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Anyway, how about making this thread into a poll seeing who seems to have had the biggest fail to date? Not necessarily a TIF poll since I think that has limited numbers of options (and seeing as we all fail so much we would end up exceeding that limit...).

 

 

 

Just an idea :P

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