Two worst times I've gotten in trouble at school: 1.) Bypassed the Admin account on a Mac at my school using the root account so I could install Photoshop on it. Some little freshman was watching and tattled. Not a very cool situation. 2.) I and a friend got through the firewall protecting my school's financial server. We got in less trouble for this one because we confessed voluntarily and told them how to fix it. This next one, though it didn't happen to me, is the best "in trouble" story ever. First off, I am an American, and to all you other other Americans on Tip.it, accept the fact that there are many [developmentally delayed]ed Americans out there, as our British friends have already discovered. It was the very first day of school, junior year, and my History teacher was gone on vacation to Disney World, so we had a substitute. In my class was a young British fellow named Charlie, complete with awesome accent. The sub, being rather pissy, took role rather gruffly, and upon coming to Charlie, she became upset that he had a British accent, because rather than assuming he was British, she assumed he was only pretending to be British to confuse her and make fun of noble England. The following conversation occurred: Sub: "You are going to have to stop talking like that." Charlie: "Why?" Sub: "It's disrespectful to me, your classmates, and Great Britain." Charlie: "I can't stop." Sub: "And why is that?" Charlie: "Because I am freaking British. I spell colour with an o and a u." Charlie got sent to the principle's office with a nice little detention slip for "pretending to be British."