well, april 2nd is cthulhu day.

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cthulhu_Day thats if you wanna know about cthulhu day. I'm pretty excited, because it only happens three times a year.

 

what are you going to do for it?

 

I'm probably gonna play some whiffle ball.

 

set up a ritualistic sacrifice table thingy on the bleachers at school.

 

my friend is gonna bring his copy of the Necronomicon. He says we should read from it.

 

 

 

What happens on Cthulhu Day

 

 

 

Festivities can vary from place to place, but most celebrations include:

 

 

 

Pin the Tail on the Lurking Fear

 

Worship of your favorite Old One

 

Competition to see who has become the most 'Fishy' (Innsmouth only)

 

Pi?ata

 

Special "Cthulhu Day" cakes (Vanilla, Chocolate, Coconut, or Human, Each 200 years kitten)

 

Remain sane

 

Wiffle Ball (Space permitting)

 

Sack Races

 

Nude dancing around the fire

 

Ping Pong

 

Being captured by the police after a violent episode in the woods

 

Readings of your favorite passages of the Necronomicon

 

Shoggoth Races

 

Ritualistic human sacrifice

 

Checkers

 

Stay conscious for as long as possible

 

 

 

so, what are you doing for cthulhu day?

 

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Pin the Tail on the Lurking Fear

 

 

 

Special "Cthulhu Day" cakes (Vanilla, Chocolate, Coconut, or Human, Each 200 years kitten)

 

Nude dancing around the fire

 

Being captured by the police after a violent episode in the woods

 

Readings of your favorite passages of the Necronomicon

 

 

 

 

Those are all on my list.

Just listen to Call of the Ktulu.

unclyclopedia?

 

Is this going to be like the Encyclopedia Dramatica? Full of adware?

Screw Cthulu day, I prefer the other holiday on Cthulu day, Chef Boyardee Appreciation Day, fun for the whole family! MMM...I can taste the microwavable spaghetti and meatballs right now....MMM, lazy moms choose Chef Boyardee!

Never heard of it.

 

But I'm still going to celebrate via human sacrifice and Beefaroni

Very rare. Very rare indeed.

doesn't a person on these forums want to name their future child something like Cthulu?

Wiffle ball! Oh, my space permits.