deathdrow Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 well, april 2nd is cthulhu day. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cthulhu_Day thats if you wanna know about cthulhu day. I'm pretty excited, because it only happens three times a year. what are you going to do for it? I'm probably gonna play some whiffle ball. set up a ritualistic sacrifice table thingy on the bleachers at school. my friend is gonna bring his copy of the Necronomicon. He says we should read from it. What happens on Cthulhu Day Festivities can vary from place to place, but most celebrations include: Pin the Tail on the Lurking Fear Worship of your favorite Old One Competition to see who has become the most 'Fishy' (Innsmouth only) Pi?ata Special "Cthulhu Day" cakes (Vanilla, Chocolate, Coconut, or Human, Each 200 years kitten) Remain sane Wiffle Ball (Space permitting) Sack Races Nude dancing around the fire Ping Pong Being captured by the police after a violent episode in the woods Readings of your favorite passages of the Necronomicon Shoggoth Races Ritualistic human sacrifice Checkers Stay conscious for as long as possible so, what are you doing for cthulhu day? [hide=][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Pin the Tail on the Lurking Fear Special "Cthulhu Day" cakes (Vanilla, Chocolate, Coconut, or Human, Each 200 years kitten) Nude dancing around the fire Being captured by the police after a violent episode in the woods Readings of your favorite passages of the Necronomicon Those are all on my list. Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Just listen to Call of the Ktulu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 unclyclopedia? Is this going to be like the Encyclopedia Dramatica? Full of adware? Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Screw Cthulu day, I prefer the other holiday on Cthulu day, Chef Boyardee Appreciation Day, fun for the whole family! MMM...I can taste the microwavable spaghetti and meatballs right now....MMM, lazy moms choose Chef Boyardee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Adam Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Never heard of it. But I'm still going to celebrate via human sacrifice and Beefaroni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmedaddy Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Very rare. Very rare indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 doesn't a person on these forums want to name their future child something like Cthulu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Wiffle ball! Oh, my space permits. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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