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I prefer Billy Mays >.>

 

WHO DOESNT!

 

OXYCLEAN!

 

MIGHTY PUTTY!

 

does mighty putty actually work?

 

All that 19.99$ crap is usualy a load of bs....

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I prefer Billy Mays >.>

 

WHO DOESNT!

 

OXYCLEAN!

 

MIGHTY PUTTY!

 

does mighty putty actually work?

 

All that 19.99$ crap is usualy a load of bs....

 

 

 

I have heard that the shamwow does work though :lol:

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I prefer Billy Mays >.>

 

WHO DOESNT!

 

OXYCLEAN!

 

MIGHTY PUTTY!

 

HERCULES HOOK!

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Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J

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"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American Society

Rebdragon can't wiz a woz.

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I prefer Billy Mays >.>

 

WHO DOESNT!

 

OXYCLEAN!

 

MIGHTY PUTTY!

 

HERCULES HOOK!

 

KABOOM!

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

Really now, I am wondering if tomorrow there will be another news story, instead, featuring Billy Mays.

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I prefer Billy Mays >.>

 

WHO DOESNT!

 

OXYCLEAN!

 

MIGHTY PUTTY!

 

HERCULES HOOK!

 

KABOOM!

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

Really now, I am wondering if tomorrow there will be another news story, instead, featuring Billy Mays.

 

I will freaking laugh my head off if that happens :lol:

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Hey everyone, it's Vince with the amazing Sham Chop, a new way to survive prison without all the anus invasions! You can now hold your soap, slap the top like a prostitute, and then use the little pieces of soap to clean yourself without all the "Unwanted Intrusions".

 

How about some nuts? Everyone loves my nuts, so why not wear the Sham Chop like a loincloth! Now, you can protect your small and insecure middle area with an absorbent sponge towel that also chops stuff.

 

So you are too lazy to chop stuff with a knife? Well then the sham chop is for you! Use it as a shiv and kill your cell mates with it!

 

This was made in Germany, and you know the Germans make good stuff, like...shnitzel?...I guess.

 

Call right now, and we will include the mini Sham-graty! Sham all your favorite stuff, then use the graty to grate it! Bikini, Metachini, Zambini, Prostituti, Gonerhea! All your favorite stuff!

 

We can't give you both of them all day (though this commercial airs in various parts of the country at different times which means we don't know if you have called within twenty minutes of this commercial), so call within the next twenty minutes!

 

Also, beware of dumb arses who imitate our really pointless items!

 

Call now!

 

 

 

It's supposed to be "Call within the next twenty minutes, 'cause you know we can't do this all day."

Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall:
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I prefer Billy Mays >.>

 

WHO DOESNT!

 

OXYCLEAN!

 

MIGHTY PUTTY!

 

HERCULES HOOK!

 

KABOOM!

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

Really now, I am wondering if tomorrow there will be another news story, instead, featuring Billy Mays.

 

Orange glo.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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