April 6, 200917 yr MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... sham1.html Official website -His commercials - Shamwow = Slap Chop = (54s - hilarious!) Post your thoughts/comments/etc. -My opion- 1. Why would u kiss a hooker? 2. I hated the guy, hes very hyper... 3. (Your gunna love my nuts lol!) PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22
April 6, 200917 yr No [bleep]ing way. I didn't read this, so I have no idea if this is official, but this just made my day! Thanks for posting.
April 6, 200917 yr What surprised me is how long it took before it got posted here. I heard about this more than a week ago, so I wondered that myself. Anyways, only in Florida. #-o
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April 6, 200917 yr I'm guessing she didn't love his nuts. But why was he arrested, again? It seems like self-defense. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
April 6, 200917 yr I'm guessing she didn't love his nuts. But why was he arrested, again? It seems like self-defense. I guess the prostitute bribed the cops Pureprayer, you're awesome.
April 6, 200917 yr He probably didn't wanna use a condom, so he was just gonna wrap it in some shamwow. I mean why else would you bite his tongue?
April 6, 200917 yr Did he slap chop her? Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.
April 6, 200917 yr Author Everytime i see a ShamW0w commercial or slapchop, i laugh my [wagon] off lol! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22
April 6, 200917 yr nut chopping and punny humor how I love the internet Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed.
April 6, 200917 yr This story was made in Germany; you know they make good stuff there. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
April 6, 200917 yr [hide=]I'm guessing she didn't love his nuts. I bet the ShamWow helped clean up all that blood! He probably didn't wanna use a condom, so he was just gonna wrap it in some shamwow. Did he slap chop her?she was gonna love his nuts. This story was made in Germany; you know they make good stuff there.[/hide] No, not all the puns in the world can describe this moment!
April 6, 200917 yr :lol: :lol: that guy is such a tool :lol: Masta Chef Drops-- Dragon: Medium(2),Spear(1),Legs(2),Skirt(1) Pharaoh's Scepter(1) Barrows items(10 total)
April 6, 200917 yr [hide=]I'm guessing she didn't love his nuts. I bet the ShamWow helped clean up all that blood! He probably didn't wanna use a condom, so he was just gonna wrap it in some shamwow. Did he slap chop her?she was gonna love his nuts. This story was made in Germany; you know they make good stuff there.[/hide] No, not all the puns in the world can describe this moment! I..have to show this to...SOMEBODY! :lol: :D That blood isn't gonna be so easy to clean. Although her wounds might have popped open like a butterfly.
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