warren211 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I'm trying so hard to think of a pun for this but all the good ones are already gone... [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbydog95 Posted April 7, 2009 Author Share Posted April 7, 2009 I'm trying so hard to think of a pun for this but all the good ones are already gone... Pretty much anything w/ a shamwow cleaning it up :? PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I'm trying so hard to think of a pun for this but all the good ones are already gone... Pretty much anything w/ a shamwow cleaning it up :? or someone loving his nuts. to be honest the girl didn't really look like she got hurt too bad, and she's saying she might sue, whereas vince is all cut up, and bruised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbydog95 Posted April 7, 2009 Author Share Posted April 7, 2009 Thats one bad [wagon] prostitue to not mess with :o vince got owned lol! PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Looks like I've made the only serious post here, and even mine had a sprinkling of silliness. In two pages, people. Seriously. Edit: nevermind, it looks like mine is just the last serious post. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBeam Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Bubba gonna love his nuts in the slammer. Poor ShamWow Guy... He owns. The [garden tool] is a [garden tool]. Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Can't wait for Billy Mays to get cut up by his local cocaine dealer. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Can't wait for Billy Mays to get cut up by his local cocaine dealer. Vince and Billy Mays, suddenly a gay couple, somehow have a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Can't wait for Billy Mays to get cut up by his local cocaine dealer. BILLY MAYS MAKES HIS OWN COCAINE WITH (Insert product) AND YOU CAN TO!!!! 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Can't wait for Billy Mays to get cut up by his local cocaine dealer. Vince and Billy Mays, suddenly a gay couple, somehow have a baby. WITH THE POWER OF BABY-MAKER! NOW HOMOSEXUAL COUPLES CAN INSERT THEIR DNA INTO THE BABY-MAKER AND IN 9 MONTHS OF INCUBATION A BABY COMES OUT! ONLY $39.99 AND BUY IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A SECOND BABY-MAKER FREE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 This just in: Vince's prostitute refused to be sold. This deal is null and void. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexek Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 "You don't clean up my mess with papertowel! Stupid prostitute! Use a Shamwow!" The struggle ensued shortly before and after this statement. PoetryIndexed Picture 1Indexed Picture 2 Killed my maxed Zerker pure April 2010 Rebooting Runescape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Lol. Just lol. That guy is a hyperactive nut case. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Ambrose Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Lol. Just lol. That guy is a hyperactive nut case.So she didn't love his nuts afterall? My blogTwitterTwitch Stream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oiger1 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 What the heck? I don't get why she was biting his tongue :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbydog95 Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 What the heck? I don't get why she was biting his tongue :lol: I dont get why he kissed a hooker....i dont want to know where that tongue has been :? PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Hey everyone, it's Vince with the amazing Sham Chop, a new way to survive prison without all the anus invasions! You can now hold your soap, slap the top like a prostitute, and then use the little pieces of soap to clean yourself without all the "Unwanted Intrusions". How about some nuts? Everyone loves my nuts, so why not wear the Sham Chop like a loincloth! Now, you can protect your small and insecure middle area with an absorbent sponge towel that also chops stuff. So you are too lazy to chop stuff with a knife? Well then the sham chop is for you! Use it as a shiv and kill your cell mates with it! This was made in Germany, and you know the Germans make good stuff, like...shnitzel?...I guess. Call right now, and we will include the mini Sham-graty! Sham all your favorite stuff, then use the graty to grate it! Bikini, Metachini, Zambini, Prostituti, Gonerhea! All your favorite stuff! We can't give you both of them all day (though this commercial airs in various parts of the country at different times which means we don't know if you have called within twenty minutes of this commercial), so call within the next twenty minutes! Also, beware of dumb arses who imitate our really pointless items! Call now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 What the heck? I don't get why she was biting his tongue :lol: I dont get why he kissed a hooker....i dont want to know where that tongue has been :? Tongues are a delicacy in certain countries. :) I'm not sure what Shamwow is, and i don't think I should find out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 What the heck? I don't get why she was biting his tongue :lol: I dont get why he kissed a hooker....i dont want to know where that tongue has been :? Tongues are a delicacy in certain countries. :) I'm not sure what Shamwow is, and i don't think I should find out... lol, it's basically a cloth, that's supposed to absorb like forty gallons of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameHawk18 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 What the heck? I don't get why she was biting his tongue :lol: I dont get why he kissed a hooker....i dont want to know where that tongue has been :? Tongues are a delicacy in certain countries. :) I'm not sure what Shamwow is, and i don't think I should find out... lol, it's basically a cloth, that's supposed to absorb like forty gallons of water. That explains enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Hey everyone, it's Vince with the amazing Sham Chop, a new way to survive prison without all the anus invasions! You can now hold your soap, slap the top like a prostitute, and then use the little pieces of soap to clean yourself without all the "Unwanted Intrusions". How about some nuts? Everyone loves my nuts, so why not wear the Sham Chop like a loincloth! Now, you can protect your small and insecure middle area with an absorbent sponge towel that also chops stuff. So you are too lazy to chop stuff with a knife? Well then the sham chop is for you! Use it as a shiv and kill your cell mates with it! This was made in Germany, and you know the Germans make good stuff, like...shnitzel?...I guess. Call right now, and we will include the mini Sham-graty! Sham all your favorite stuff, then use the graty to grate it! Bikini, Metachini, Zambini, Prostituti, Gonerhea! All your favorite stuff! We can't give you both of them all day (though this commercial airs in various parts of the country at different times which means we don't know if you have called within twenty minutes of this commercial), so call within the next twenty minutes! Also, beware of dumb arses who imitate our really pointless items! Call now! You, sir, win life. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Hey everyone, it's Vince with the amazing Sham Chop, a new way to survive prison without all the anus invasions! You can now hold your soap, slap the top like a prostitute, and then use the little pieces of soap to clean yourself without all the "Unwanted Intrusions". How about some nuts? Everyone loves my nuts, so why not wear the Sham Chop like a loincloth! Now, you can protect your small and insecure middle area with an absorbent sponge towel that also chops stuff. So you are too lazy to chop stuff with a knife? Well then the sham chop is for you! Use it as a shiv and kill your cell mates with it! This was made in Germany, and you know the Germans make good stuff, like...shnitzel?...I guess. Call right now, and we will include the mini Sham-graty! Sham all your favorite stuff, then use the graty to grate it! Bikini, Metachini, Zambini, Prostituti, Gonerhea! All your favorite stuff! We can't give you both of them all day (though this commercial airs in various parts of the country at different times which means we don't know if you have called within twenty minutes of this commercial), so call within the next twenty minutes! Also, beware of dumb arses who imitate our really pointless items! Call now! You, sir, win life. I know :twss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 I prefer Billy Mays >.> Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 I prefer Billy Mays >.> WHO DOESNT! 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 I prefer Billy Mays >.> WHO DOESNT! OXYCLEAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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