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The Joke That Change My Life

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I love how a moderator of a runescape forum is flaming the game that this forum is built around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not the one complaining about a waste of time now am I ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My point was, reading for 20 minutes is probably a tad more productive than playing a game. Maybe it's not more productive, but it certainly isn't for the worst. I'm pretty sure that 99% of people on this forum have very much spare time - else they wouldn't be browsing this forum.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No one made them read - they could have stopped any time they wanted.

 

 

 

So true.

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wow, just wow......i can't believe i actually read that. I can't believe somebody actually wrote that.

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my friend told me a joke like this once and then cupple of weeks later he tryed to tell me me and some friends so i said piss off and hit him

Your right! It is funny that someone would waste their time writing all that! :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No but seriously :cry:

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Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it

Better Nate than Lever? Huh? Am I the only one here who has absolutely *no* idea what was supposed to be funny about that?

Better Nate than Lever? Huh? Am I the only one here who has absolutely *no* idea what was supposed to be funny about that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't read it, but probably a word play on 'Better late than Never'?

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it wasnt funny at all!!! good story though....

 

Better Nate than Lever? Huh? Am I the only one here who has absolutely *no* idea what was supposed to be funny about that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't read it, but probably a word play on 'Better late than Never'?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah. For those of you who might not be from America (because I think it might be an American phrase), "Better Nate than Lever" is a play off a common phrase we say "Better late than never."

Hahahaha!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pure genius! Brilliant!

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:? Right now i have the attention span of a hyper child, so im not gonna read that...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps latter wehn im bored.

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:? Right now i have the attention span of a hyper child, so im not gonna read that...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps latter wehn im bored.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dont bother, read the last 2-3 paragraphs thats all u need to read

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:? Right now i have the attention span of a hyper child, so im not gonna read that...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps latter wehn im bored.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dont bother, read the last 2-3 paragraphs thats all u need to read

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..Or, if you ahve some time to kill and want to read a decent story, read it all. :wink:

I read it all. I hate you

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HAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not only was that a great story and should be changed into a childrens book with a different ending. The joke was freakin hilarious. I'm still laughing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I read that all for that. Wow. That was great. I'm going to go give it to all my friends.

um i really didnt care for it. even my friend didnt like it. but it was a good story tho, id give it that.

I have too short of attention span to read that. But I want to read it at the same time because I hear people say its good. But then again, there are people who say it is a complete waste of time. :?

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read it...see how fast you finish. And yes, it's good, and it WILL change your life forever. Once you read it, you can't go back in time and "unread" it. Choose your path.

Sup noobs.

I'm only laughing because I can't believe I read the whole of that joke to get to such a crummy punchline! I guess that's the point of it though..

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arrgh. i hate you people! lol i cant believe i read the whole thing. that SUCKED! :evil: but i guess thats the point of the joke. and if you think you dont have a good enough attention span to read that try buying warcraft but then not knowing anything about the game so having to force yourself to read the "ancient lores" on the website. too freakin long

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit: and by the way thx for wasting 40 minutes of my life that i couldve spent getting to the next tourney on nba ballers. yeah thanx alot :x

edit: and by the way thx for wasting 40 minutes of my life that i couldve spent getting to the next tourney on nba ballers. yeah thanx alot :x

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think that speaks for itself :P

what? you dissin nba ballers? that games the 3rd best sports game ever dude! (gotta leave room for nba street vol3 and madden '06 :) )

worst joke ever!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

99% of that story was just pointless.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For anyone not wanting to read the whole thing...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nate and sammy = snakes, lever = a lever that when pulled would end humanity

 

 

 

Jack had an instant of realization. He was either going to have to hit

 

 

 

the lever, or run over Nate. He glanced over at Sammy and saw that

 

 

 

Sammy realized the same thing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jack took a firmer grip on the steering wheel as the RV ran up on the stone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel, "BETTER NATE THAN

 

 

 

LEVER!", he ran over the snake.

 

 

 

I think that's all that's needed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh god, i read it all and i understand the end of it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nate WAS the one that tempted eve, and 'better nate than lever' is 'better late than never', just with the letters reversed. its better late than never that he got killed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

good story....but...lmao.... :P

Thanks for making me waste around an hour reading this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate you now

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