I GO TO GET ICE CREAM AND THINK HMM, I CAN PUT OREOS IN IT. SO THEN I FIND THAT THE OREOS HAVE BEEN SITTING OUT, THE FOUR THAT ARE LEFT, AND THEY ARE STALE.

Before any regulars, panic, don't worry I'm not gonna go on a hot ladies pic spree. I just wanted to throw that in there.

DO IT

Brunette with green eyes master race reporting in.

AND THEN I JUST GO ON LIKE IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL, AND OPEN THE FREEZER TO FIND A HUGE EMPTY SPOT WHERE THE ICE CREAM IS SUPPOSED TO BE!

I just got an email saying that I was selected to represent my high school at the National Young Leaders Conference in Washington D.C.

90% sure this is a scam or some [cabbage].

oh lawdy, master races.

 

@halo Your teachers would probably tell you about that kinda stoof. If it doesn't actually say the name of your school it's an even better chance its a scam. But you're a smart cookie, I dont have to tell you.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by SeanyTheBear

FAT DANNO ATE THE LAST OF THE ICE CREAM, AFTER KNOWING I REALLY WANTED IT BECAUSE MY MOM TEASED ME WITH DAIRY QUEEN AND THEN DID NOT TAKE ME.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by Fluffyzoe64

I just got an email saying that I was selected to represent my high school at the National Young Leaders Conference in Washington D.C.

90% sure this is a scam or some [cabbage].

http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/parents-forum/199281-national-young-leaders-conference.html

 

tl;dr not selective and meant for profit but could be okay

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by istolethepie

iwannaiwannaiwannatouchyouyouwannatouchmetoo

iwannaiwannaiwannatouchyouyouwannatouchmetoo

but no motorboating :(

Motorboating seems to be an activity where the parties typically will only partake in it if they are intoxicated. Or a woman obnoxiously doing it to her friend *cough*mom*cough*

I just had a kind of revelation.

 

Women get offended if you make sexual remarks/advances. Since we are evolutionarily driven to mate with the best mates (Best looking, most fit, etc.) by hitting on them it's really a compliment.

 

But they don't get offended if you don't hit on them, which is like, "Even though I have a built-in sex drive, I don't make advances towards you because you are unappealing and I don't want to mate with you."

 

WIMMIN, Y U SO BACKWARDS?

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by SeanyTheBear

^ 66666 GET

I don't get offended really, I'm just saying motorboating is kind of silly

So I has a livestream now.

Arguably true about motorboating, but if I approached you in real life and said something like, "Excuse me, those clothes look nice on you, but they'd look better on me bedroom floor." I'd probably get a scoff and you'd walk away.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by SeanyTheBear

Not from me, hot stuff.

Wimmin hate it when you're straight-forward and blunt, they can't seem to process it.

Would anyone like to see a movie tomorrow? Preferably during the day.

That's a bit aggressive. We can all agree, men are very different from women. Now, if I were to walk up to you and say that, you'd be like woah mind reader, or so I'd predict.

Wimmin hate it when you're straight-forward and blunt, they can't seem to process it.

Or maybe women don't like to be thought of as only a means to have sex.

I'd be taken aback at first, then I'd be like, "erm, when?"

 

And I meant every word. Common example,

My mom: "Sean why did you leave X here?"

Me: "I don't know mom, probably because I'm a terrible person."

My Mom: "i don't know about that."

 

She implies that she wants it picked up but doesn't say, "Hey Sean pick up your X."

 

@Goon: There's a reason people don't usually tell girls they like them through heartfelt speeches. They don't work.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by SeanyTheBear

Derp?

That more or less depends on who you're talking to or the content, sometimes I'm quite blunt, whereas other times I don't act like things bother me particularly.

 

Ex. Normally when my neighbor would poke at me, I'd just be like whatever, he'll go away eventually. But one night I turned around and said something along the lines of DO IT ONE MORE TIME AND YOU WILL LACK MAN PARTS. I guess that's a physical action example, but with other things, it depends as well.

Derp?

As soon as I clicked on that site my virus protector went off... :mellow: