Your mental tricks will not work on me, woman!

 

Oh, cmon, it's not like I'm asking for that much.

 

here I found her for you.

 

you can make her yourself.

 

http://paperkraft.blogspot.com/2010/12/lineage-2-female-elf-papercraft.html

SeanyTheBear Posting (10 minutes ago)...

 

 

Eh, he seems to be typing a long post.

you can fold her napalm!

Ideal Relationship:

Attractive, Reasonably Intelligent Woman.

In a marriage situation I'd like her to be a stay-at-home mom. This is because I think it's how it should be, allow me to elaborate as to why. If you look at many mammalian species, it is the male who provides for and protects the females and offspring, thus I think it is meant to be with humans. So she's a stay-at-home mom not because I think she shouldn't be allowed to work, but because if she has to, I've failed my duty as as the male partner.

She'd be a decently strict disciplinarian, so my kids grow up to be upstanding citizens, and she won't have to say "Oh you wait until your father gets home!" (Of course maintaining discipline wouldn't solely be her responsibility, if I'm around of course I'll do it.)

With a little luck we'd have enough money that she could hire a babysitter if need be and go out with her friends, and/or during the days if they aren't available and the kids are at school she can do do hobby stuff and the like.

I'd like her to cook simply because I'm not good at it, and keeping the house in order would be a job for the whole family.

 

Girlfriend situation:

Attractive, Little less required intelligence

Understands my life does not revolve around her, gives me time with the bros.

Doesn't do too much of the teenage girl attention whoring.

Has a healthy appetite for sexy time.

 

 

Description of attractive wimmin:

I guess average wimmin size, not taller than me. Brunette or redhead. green or blue eyes. Medium to medium-large breasts. and of course DAT ASS.

AND NO FATTYS! Not putting a whole lot of thought into this figure but I'd say if she's 5' 4" she should be somewhere between 130-140 pounds. I'm 6' and I weigh somewhere between 150 and 160.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by SeanyTheBear

Ideal Relationship:

Attractive, Reasonably Intelligent Woman.

In a marriage situation I'd like her to be a stay-at-home mom. This is because I think it's how it should be, allow me to elaborate as to why. If you look at many mammalian species, it is the male who provides for and protects the females and offspring, thus I think it is meant to be with humans. So she's a stay-at-home mom not because I think she shouldn't be allowed to work, but because if she has to, I've failed my duty as as the male partner.

She'd be a decently strict disciplinarian, so my kids grow up to be upstanding citizens, and she won't have to say "Oh you wait until your father gets home!" (Of course maintaining discipline wouldn't solely be her responsibility, if I'm around of course I'll do it.)

With a little luck we'd have enough money that she could hire a babysitter if need be and go out with her friends, and/or during the days if they aren't available and the kids are at school she can do do hobby stuff and the like.

I'd like her to cook simply because I'm not good at it, and keeping the house in order would be a job for the whole family.

 

Girlfriend situation:

Attractive, Little less required intelligence

Understands my life does not revolve around her, gives me time with the bros.

Doesn't do too much of the teenage girl attention whoring.

Has a healthy appetite for sexy time.

 

:thumbup:

So I couldn't find Sean O'Barto.

 

I feel like I've failed.

what is your ideal woman who?

Eww girls.

>Who

>woman

 

 

@Seany: I'm rather against babysitters. I think that if you want to have children, it's your duty to raise and look after them. I mean, if it's a one time thing, then sure, but you can't just leave them 5 days a week growing up with a random woman.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by Napalm_Death

:roll:

Final update on Operation: Don't go to prom.

 

Didn't go. No one showed up at my house last night, so I found the axe for nothing.

 

And now the girl I asked is complaining about it on Facebook. So yup.

Final update on Operation: Don't go to prom.

 

Didn't go. No one showed up at my house last night, so I found the axe for nothing.

 

And now the girl I asked is complaining about it on Facebook. So yup.

 

Why did she refuse to go with you in the first place?

Final update on Operation: Don't go to prom.

 

Didn't go. No one showed up at my house last night, so I found the axe for nothing.

 

And now the girl I asked is complaining about it on Facebook. So yup.

So it looks like you win in the end.

 

nevermind what was here

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by SeanyTheBear

<_< I never went to prom either... and look how I turned out.

<_< I never went to prom either... and look how I turned out.

...

 

 

[bleep]! HALO I NEED THE TARDIS WILL YOU GET THE DOCTOR TO BRING IT?

<_< I never went to prom either... and look how I turned out.

Note to self, get prom date, pronto.

 

i didnt want to tell you guys so as to make you do something you didn;t want to do.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by silver_wits

We argies don't have prom. Instead, the graduating year rents a club for a night and invites people and [cabbage].

 

[hide]I didn't go. I hate clubs. [/hide]

ok.

My hands are cold as [bleep].

:mellow:

ok.

1 hour nap time failed