Wet heaving is where it's at.

The word "moist".

 

Look below.

 

Didn't we have a motorboating conversation a few weeks ago?

It was down by the ocean.

 

:arrow:

I want to live here.

I'm afraid of heights. But I love roller coasters.

Then this happened.

Lol I remember seeing that the night you were telling us about your "camping story"

My camping story? What?

My camping story? What?

You were "drunk" that night. You probably forgot.

Variation on the camping joke, credited to my mother

 

"Know the difference between a flashlight and sodomy?"

"no."

"Wanna go camping?"

Oh, ok.

When my mom was drunk in my presence last, her nugget was blue.

Brb, looking for it.

Yeah something about you and Dylan going camping and attracting bears and something about anuses being sore or something.

Err...

 

Back to my story, I was drinking this:

Something tells me this thread's gone past the gutter and into the sewer for the duration of the evening.

wut

umad?

agreed with the fairy

Somehow I ended up in Libya.

Somehow I ended up in Libya.

That must be why they were losing ground.

schedules!

You know what's even more annoying?

 

Morning wood when you're out camping and another dude forgot his sleeping bag so you have to share with him. And then when you happen to find out that he also has morning wood. Except you're not sure if it's just morning wood. Especially since your rectum's about twice as wide as it was last night. Oh and a bear stole all your food.

 

I don't know how much that sucks from experience. Though I don't recommend going camping with me. I seem to attract bears.

 

Especially during mating season.

Pro tip Tyler, don't try to post when you're drunk.

Somehow I ended up in Libya.

I posted that last week you noob.

Nigz