[bleep] OFF HALO! YOU MAY BE A FURRY BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET ALL THE RIGHTS TO EVERYTHING!

JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO BE A FURRY DOESN'T MEAN I AM! SO JUST DROP IT WITH THAT ALREADY!

YEAH, AND JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO BE A CHICK DOESN'T MEAN I'LL CHOP OFF MY [bleep]ING BALLS!

THAT'S WITS NOT ME!

>roleplaying

BOOBIES!

Damn. I thought we could have gone farther with out interruption.

Spectacles, testacles, wallet and watch!

Not with me on now buddyboy.

 

@fourside: Sounds like a wild night.

who sent me a nice pm <3

Good now start pming him.

Wild night? I guess you could call it that, seeing as my little brother's trying to get me to skateboard even though both my shins are in casts.

Wimpy?

 

...

 

:(

 

I have no luck with the ladies.

Wild night? I guess you could call it that, seeing as my little brother's trying to get me to skateboard even though both my shins are in casts.

use your hands. duh.

Today, various wimmin have said:

 

I'm a [bleep].

I'll never get a woman.

If I do, I'll beat her.

I make sexual innuendos unintentionally with all my sentences.

I'm wimpy.

 

:(

My hands? They're kinda focused on something else....

 

/points to the wii/

If I do, I'll beat her.

 

What's the [bleep] supposed to be?

@tyler: amazing, numbers 3 and 5 sum you up completely. No real need for the others...

This girl on my bus today said she had a pimple on her boob and told me to look.

 

Yes, I was actually invited to look at a bonafide girl's breasts today. Not that I wasn't already, the clothes she was wearing kinda squeezed them in an aesthetically pleasing way.

Well [cabbage].

Not as planned at all. If anything I made things worse.

[bleep].

i like wimpy [kitties]....

 

i like teasing cute guys and making them blush.

 

i like thinking about molesting a guy and doing 'bold' things to him while he lies there and tries 'feebily' to escape.

 

and since i'm lazy, i wouldn't mind if he took over once i got tired.

 

i have a different kind of pain tolerance, and i give as good as i get.

 

any guy that's with me will xp a little bit of pain... physical and mental.

 

i need a guy that wont get too jealous of kitty because she needs my love and attention more. and she needs to think she's my favourite.

 

so if you're a wimpy guy.. don't worry... lots of girls are like me and like guys like you.

seany, you're officially a 'playa'...whatever the heck one of those is. Either way, stay away from my cousin...

[bleep]=whore.

 

And, no wits, I am by no means wimpy. I kick ass and don't take names on a regular basis. I may not be particularly manly, but I'm certainly not wimpy.

I have a sore muscle in my back near my left shoulder blade. I thought I was stiff, but I've cracked my back a lot today and that's not it. It's a muscle. It's my dog's fault.

so if you're a wimpy guy.. don't worry... lots of girls are like me and like guys like you.

girls like me and like guys like you.

girls like me

 

RUN

Flee for your life.