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[bleep] OFF HALO! YOU MAY BE A FURRY BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET ALL THE RIGHTS TO EVERYTHING!

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JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO BE A FURRY DOESN'T MEAN I AM! SO JUST DROP IT WITH THAT ALREADY!

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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YEAH, AND JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO BE A CHICK DOESN'T MEAN I'LL CHOP OFF MY [bleep]ING BALLS!

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THAT'S WITS NOT ME!

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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BOOBIES!

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Damn. I thought we could have gone farther with out interruption.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Not with me on now buddyboy.

 

@fourside: Sounds like a wild night.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Good now start pming him.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Wild night? I guess you could call it that, seeing as my little brother's trying to get me to skateboard even though both my shins are in casts.

use your hands. duh.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Today, various wimmin have said:

 

I'm a [bleep].

I'll never get a woman.

If I do, I'll beat her.

I make sexual innuendos unintentionally with all my sentences.

I'm wimpy.

 

:(

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If I do, I'll beat her.

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What's the [bleep] supposed to be?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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This girl on my bus today said she had a pimple on her boob and told me to look.

 

Yes, I was actually invited to look at a bonafide girl's breasts today. Not that I wasn't already, the clothes she was wearing kinda squeezed them in an aesthetically pleasing way.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Well [cabbage].

Not as planned at all. If anything I made things worse.

[bleep].

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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i like wimpy [kitties]....

 

i like teasing cute guys and making them blush.

 

i like thinking about molesting a guy and doing 'bold' things to him while he lies there and tries 'feebily' to escape.

 

and since i'm lazy, i wouldn't mind if he took over once i got tired.

 

i have a different kind of pain tolerance, and i give as good as i get.

 

any guy that's with me will xp a little bit of pain... physical and mental.

 

i need a guy that wont get too jealous of kitty because she needs my love and attention more. and she needs to think she's my favourite.

 

so if you're a wimpy guy.. don't worry... lots of girls are like me and like guys like you.

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[bleep]=whore.

 

And, no wits, I am by no means wimpy. I kick ass and don't take names on a regular basis. I may not be particularly manly, but I'm certainly not wimpy.

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so if you're a wimpy guy.. don't worry... lots of girls are like me and like guys like you.

girls like me and like guys like you.

girls like me

 

RUN

Flee for your life.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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