I don't know if I like it or not, I'm snobby without reason. It's the cool thing to do.

 

I didn't read "Things Fall Apart"

then how u know Okonkwo?

Morning.

I was supposed to read it, I sparknoted parts and then listened well in class and got 90% on the test and nailed the essay. I'm just that good.

Evening.

 

 

Hey Dax since u live upside down, is any boobage you see technically underboob? Food for thought.

I'm jelly of my dream self. He's so much more badass than I.

I just told this tall freshman girl/ex neighbor that I'm the greatest, she responded by saying it's true but I come at her in the hall with my fist flying through the air (I've told her many times, that's just how the animal kingdom works). I replied to her saying it's just my awesomeness escaping me with full force, I might be on a slight ego trip.

Wait, so you greet her by punching her?

Interesting idea, Ownage. I must do further research.

Yes. It makes me happy. Especially when she tells me she bruises like a banana.

 

That's what she gets for towering over me and calling me short.

Interesting idea, Ownage. I must do further research.

i see what you did there.

The girl has a twin brother, their names are one letter apart.

No one likes a cocktease.

I found out the other day about this girl in my grade who's five months pregnant, everyone's been saying it's sad because she and her boyfriend had the potential to lead good, normal lives without such an obstacle. They've said they'd rather see it be some [bleep]ty girl.

 

This couple has been together six months. Hmm.

You and me fluffy aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.

Oh dear, now that song is going to be stuck in my head. I'm leaving. For at least an hour.

 

To go get naked and wet.

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket, like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bar-bra Ann

i has note from pepsigirl about last night and what not, want me to type it all?

also her boyfriend is still coming over but shes even more sad cause she said she just wants to be with me

HAI GOON!!!

Aw, I didn't see this.

 

Hai Monk.

I am scared of my dream self.

[bleep]ing crazy man.

pepsigirl is kinda sounding like a tease.

 

Typing it out is your choice.

 

Also.

 

Stacy's mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long. Stacy can't you see, your just the girl for me. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.

Stacy's mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long. Stacy can't you see, your just the girl for me. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.

 

You're scaring me Seany.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UUPawNC5Lg

Which reminds me. Everyone must watch the movie Surf Ninjas.