We made our chem teacher cry and she ended up getting fired.

 

And by we I mean pretty much everyone except me and a couple of other guys.

Oh snap.

I hope you've all been exposed to the fortune cookie game where you add "in bed" to the end of every fortune. We had two real winners tonight:

 

Mine: "Each day, compel yourself to do something you would rather not do."

 

My grandpa's: "Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle."

 

We made our chem teacher cry and she ended up getting fired.

 

And by we I mean pretty much everyone except me and a couple of other guys.

You can't say something like that and not tell the whole story

We made our chem teacher cry and she ended up getting fired.

 

And by we I mean pretty much everyone except me and a couple of other guys.

 

how

Sure he can.

Sure he can.

in bed.

Heh.

Heh.

in bed.

in bed.

in bed.

in bed.

in bed.

in bed.

in bed.

My friend had "A good friendship is often more important than a passionate romance" when I bought her dinner New Year's day, quite special.

 

I almost hit post without realizing that I had typed Mew Year's day.

in bed.

in bed.

except in bed.

Goon.

Goon.

in bed.

I didn't realized that Mewtwo was just Mew with a 2 at the end of it until a few months ago

OHHHH /FG/

Seany!

Set rep on the invasion in Russia.

I think they have 1 or 2 provinces left. I could smash them at a snap of my fingers but atm I'm grappling with Milan in mainland Italy. i just took venice from them and killed thier king.

 

They mad.

 

 

Also it's sit rep= Situation Report.

 

other handy phrases:

snafu= Situation normal, all [bleep]ed up

FNG= [bleep]ing new guy

Rock n' roll= set to full auto

My stepdad's name is Milan.

I think they have 1 or 2 provinces left. I could smash them at a snap of my fingers but atm I'm grappling with Milan in mainland Italy. i just took venice from them and killed thier king.

 

They mad.

 

Also, there's an anime of the crucifixion of Jesus.

Just saiyan'.

Halo, don't forget the electric beaver!

8 posts in a minute... damn.

 

Anyhow, there wasn't really a story at all, most of my class gradually started behaving more like douches and she was the "I don't believe in punishment" kind of teacher, and so after some weeks nobody would pay attention at all in her class, nobody did homeworks, and the school saw this and blamed her.

I remember when I used to play Civilization. I'd build up like crazy, turn communist, rake in the dough, build a ton of nukes, and buhhbye neighbors. Get sick of fighting them? I had money and nukes coming out my ears, I had taken all their resources, and I was boss. Boom.