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I hope you've all been exposed to the fortune cookie game where you add "in bed" to the end of every fortune. We had two real winners tonight:

 

Mine: "Each day, compel yourself to do something you would rather not do."

 

My grandpa's: "Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle."

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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in bed.

in bed.

in bed.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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My friend had "A good friendship is often more important than a passionate romance" when I bought her dinner New Year's day, quite special.

 

I almost hit post without realizing that I had typed Mew Year's day.

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in bed.

in bed.

except in bed.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Seany!

Set rep on the invasion in Russia.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I think they have 1 or 2 provinces left. I could smash them at a snap of my fingers but atm I'm grappling with Milan in mainland Italy. i just took venice from them and killed thier king.

 

They mad.

 

 

Also it's sit rep= Situation Report.

 

other handy phrases:

snafu= Situation normal, all [bleep]ed up

FNG= [bleep]ing new guy

Rock n' roll= set to full auto

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I think they have 1 or 2 provinces left. I could smash them at a snap of my fingers but atm I'm grappling with Milan in mainland Italy. i just took venice from them and killed thier king.

 

They mad.

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Also, there's an anime of the crucifixion of Jesus.

Just saiyan'.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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8 posts in a minute... damn.

 

Anyhow, there wasn't really a story at all, most of my class gradually started behaving more like douches and she was the "I don't believe in punishment" kind of teacher, and so after some weeks nobody would pay attention at all in her class, nobody did homeworks, and the school saw this and blamed her.

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I remember when I used to play Civilization. I'd build up like crazy, turn communist, rake in the dough, build a ton of nukes, and buhhbye neighbors. Get sick of fighting them? I had money and nukes coming out my ears, I had taken all their resources, and I was boss. Boom.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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