I'm convinving my friends porn is a color correction term

this is so damn funny

I am talking to Dax's lady.

color...correction? hwut.

I am talking to Dax's lady.

 

Whoa man.

Yeah.

 

The friend I'll miss the most doesn't even go to my school, and I know part of her will always need me. It's not just me putting up with her crap that's kept us so close; I know she knows I'll take it, which sucks, but I know she wouldn't do it if she thought I'd give up. She's gonna miss me, whether she has time to admit it or not, since her boyfriend is going off to college as well, except he'll be three hours away and I'll be 45 mins away.

 

Next post: about a friend going to the same college as me

Uh oh. Dax is gonna have to open a can of whoop ass.

[cabbage] ain't good.

the Brocode of /FG/ demands you do no more than casually converse with any wimmin emotionally associated with other bros.

Oh by the way Dax and Ben, you two are the stars in this movie.

Just sayin'.

Movie? : O

Next friend is going to the same school as me, me and her have gone through streaks of how close we've been since 7th grade. This past year, while she's been dating her douchey boyfriend, she's distanced herself. Next year she's hoping he goes to community college in the same town as the university we're going to, but I hope he doesn't. It'd be better if he didn't for two reasons: first, his mom has MS and she's moving in the opposite direction of that town, and she depends on him to take her to her appointments sometimes; second, my friend needs space to meet new people and grow up. Everyone does. Even for their relationship, it'd probably be better if they were in completely different towns rather than in the same town at different schools. Plus I miss having her around as much.

I don't think any of my friends will be going to the same colleges...

[cabbage] sux.

the Brocode of /FG/ demands you do no more than casually converse with any wimmin emotionally associated with other bros.

I would never do more than that! And it's weird, because I met her on the internet, then a month later figured out she was Dax's girlfriend because of them saying similar things at the same time.

 

...Movie? :ohnoes:

color...correction? hwut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtWPW8yJtgM&feature=related

based on this

Guns.

More guns.

MORE GUNS.

I think wimmin latch to much. I have a plethora of friends, and then I have bros. but there isnt any one or two people who I'd share anything with.

 

'Twould seem to me wimmin over commit- then get upset when they get hurt.

 

Needs moar self-reliance.

Third, annoying sentimental friend. She's getting on my nerves, it's all piling up now. The whole sad thing is new and common among people, but the things she's always done are starting to bother me more now. She's a pathological liar for the sake of attention, and any story she has she'll tell a million times to make sure everyone's heard it. I spend half the day with her, this gets old fast. She blows drama out of proportion. Like prom. That whole issue is half her fault. And I'm sick of hearing about it, I yelled at everyone a month ago about how much I don't care and that's part of why I'm not going.

Wow Zoe.

I have a friend that is exactly like that. Except he's a guy.

I know someone " " " ". " " " ".

Cool no posting.

Well pepsi was posting and I didn't wanna steal his thunder.

Guns.

More guns.

MORE GUNS.

LESBIAN MAKE-OUT SCENE IN THE SKY

 

Wow Zoe.

I have a friend that is exactly like that. Except he's a guy.

I know someone " " " ". " " " ".

I know you guys probably aren't reading my posts, I don't care. I won't get all psychotic and attack you with crazy female powers. It feels good to put words to how I feel in rants.

 

Then there's a few odd friends left. One, the bestfriend of the one I just spoke of, does not annoy me at all. She's legit, she's real, she's 4'9". She's one I'm not worried about with the whole growing up deal, she'll do well.

 

One girl I used to have most of my classes with is going to a $40k/year school to become a teacher. She's slightly sheltered, but that school is probably a good environment for her.

 

The two Mormons are going to BYU. 'Nuff said. But they're going to a good environment for their lives and they haven't been bothering me lately, they've both been quite pleasant. Except their excited obsessiveness towards next year gets slightly obnoxious.

 

There are two male future engineers in the group, one of them I don't really talk to and the other is annoying because he doesn't have respect for the teachers really but it's alright, I doubt I'll have to deal with him.

 

And that's about it, other people aren't in the smallest part of the group and people further out won't affect me a ton.

Tomorrow is Kick a Fat Kid Day. You all know what you must do.

Kick myself?

If that's tomorrow for you, it must be today for me. I MUST GO FIND A FAT KID.