I can beat the crap out of them

Don't mess with Tyler, he'll do the crouching tiger hidden dragon ninja moves all over yo ass mang!

I wanted to take jujitsu but there's nowhere in my area that does it.

 

Tyler thinks tae kwon do translates to street skillz.

It's funny, but I'm a 3rd degree black belt, so I can.

Lately I've felt like being so violent, verbally or physically, whatever I can do. I told the peppy friend that everyone is annoying me and she told me she wishes she wasnt annoying to me. Guess what. That comment annoyed me.

 

Maybe that's why I take the crap my best friend gives me, I like someone to make me mad and give me an excuse for rage sometimes.

How many degrees are there?

I can.

I know a black belt who is literally developmentally delayed.

for me, being fast is being fast and having enough stamina to run and catch a dog, cat, sheep, cow... any kind of pet or livestock.

 

one that is unwilling to be caught and has the cunning to swim accross a trench, which you can't actually do cause you're scared of water.

 

this can mean two things. high speed with low stamina

or low speed with high stamina.

 

either way.. it is fine.. as long as you are able to do it.

I won't ever let myself get into a physically abusive relationship though, and the mental abuse would get to me and I'd find a way out. Peppy friend called me strong, resilient, and capable of finding a solution to any problem.

9 degrees in Taekwondo Halo. 4th degree is when you're considered pretty good.

I know a black belt who is literally developmentally delayed.

Interesting. I was offered free Karate lessons once.

I declined. I was like 6 or 7 years old at the time.

"Martial artist" in Murrka expects to be taken seriously

I know a black belt who is literally developmentally delayed.

Can't tell if trolling...

I know a black belt who is literally developmentally delayed.

Can't tell if trolling...

Someone trolling? In this thread? Call the mods, this could escalate and become a serious issue.

Posting for the sake of posting.

I know a black belt who is literally developmentally delayed.

Can't tell if trolling...

Not even trolling.

 

The reason i wanted to learn jujitsu is because it's made for practicality. As i understand it special forces are trained to some degree in Gracie Jujitsu.

 

i was reading up on it, there was a world champion in a martial art (i forget which tbh), one of the Gracie brothers challenged him and he declined.

im gonna take a picture of my sexy face

Posting for the sake of posting.

The first symptom is De Ja vu.

i've noticed that it is possible for me to get stuck in a relationship i dislike because i don't like change.

 

but i was proud for getting my ex to break up with me by himself...

 

yet... now... i worry... because what if the next guy doesn't take the hint and leave? will i find the courage to break up with him?

so who likes oreos

Anyone got the Jack Black nyan cat thingo.

The smart douchey guy of my friend group (he's been better lately, until now) punched my 4'9" friend (the white one, not the Asian) in the hand, spraining her pinky and ring fingers on her right hand. Fist bump gone wrong. He hasn't acknowledged that anything's wrong.

 

Btw I love Ke$ha

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