Way to be Halo.

halo you'll impress girl kitties more if you learned more about sweet tasty kitty treats.

Terrible jokes are terrible.

 

I need Carlos! I miss that little guy, I love my gatito!

So...

 

 

 

Who wants to talk about murders!?

kitty is evil and malacious... she tried making me jealous this morning.

"as the actress said to the bishop"=The british version of that's what she said, apparently. I want to use that now. But it'd have to be to a British guy, and where will I find one of those on the internet?

Apparently 8-bit theater ended. I had no idea

I went to the back door and Carlos was waiting to get in!

"as the actress said to the bishop"=The british version of that's what she said, apparently. I want to use that now. But it'd have to be to a British guy, and where will I find one of those on the internet?

Here.

They don't exist in real life Halo!

i had a dog like carlos. i vowed to get an obedient husband who'd cling to me and never leave.

And here.

They don't exist in real life Halo!

But dogs can look up.

I refuse to tell my dog that I love him, he's a dog. But I tell the kitties that I love them right in front of the dog.

 

 

Now I understand Abc.

if i loudly kiss anyone else but kitty infront of her, her eyes get wide, she goes "miaw?" and then sulks for the rest of the night.

Guys! Someone is cooking bacon at odd hours of the night again!

if i loudly kiss anyone else but kitty infront of her, her eyes get wide, she goes "miaw?" and then sulks for the rest of the night.

The cats reaction might actually be due to the person screaming and running in terror.

to make me jealous... she'll snuggle in someone's bed... look at me and slowly close her eyes while lifting her chin up a bit. i screw my face up at her... and i swear to god she smirks at me.

You should write a novel about your cat.

Novels as a result of this thread:

One about /FG/ in general by Halo.

One about Wits' cat. By Wits.

 

Weird.

You should write a novel about your cat.

NO. THE WORLD WOULD NOT SURVIVE THE ATTEMPT.

if i loudly kiss anyone else but kitty infront of her, her eyes get wide, she goes "miaw?" and then sulks for the rest of the night.

The cats reaction might actually be due to the person screaming and running in terror.

she loves it when i kiss her. and its loud dramatic smooches... i only kiss members of my family this way.

 

 

 

also.. the few people i've kissed got stiffened and appeared to like it...

 

 

 

 

even though one said i'm a bad kisser.

I just had a thought guys. /FG/ the musical.

 

Eh, on second thought, it would probably just consist of us yelling "POST FASTER IT'S ALL WITS' FAULT!" and mouthing the words to our versions of songs over the actual song. So nvm.

Yeah. No musicals.

Ugh. Halo in tights...NOTHANKS.