Tesset Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Way to be Halo. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 halo you'll impress girl kitties more if you learned more about sweet tasty kitty treats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Terrible jokes are terrible. I need Carlos! I miss that little guy, I love my gatito! /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 So... Who wants to talk about murders!? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 kitty is evil and malacious... she tried making me jealous this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 "as the actress said to the bishop"=The british version of that's what she said, apparently. I want to use that now. But it'd have to be to a British guy, and where will I find one of those on the internet? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Apparently 8-bit theater ended. I had no idea YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I went to the back door and Carlos was waiting to get in! /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 "as the actress said to the bishop"=The british version of that's what she said, apparently. I want to use that now. But it'd have to be to a British guy, and where will I find one of those on the internet?Here. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 They don't exist in real life Halo! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 i had a dog like carlos. i vowed to get an obedient husband who'd cling to me and never leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 And here. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 They don't exist in real life Halo!But dogs can look up. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I refuse to tell my dog that I love him, he's a dog. But I tell the kitties that I love them right in front of the dog. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Now I understand Abc. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 if i loudly kiss anyone else but kitty infront of her, her eyes get wide, she goes "miaw?" and then sulks for the rest of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Guys! Someone is cooking bacon at odd hours of the night again! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 if i loudly kiss anyone else but kitty infront of her, her eyes get wide, she goes "miaw?" and then sulks for the rest of the night.The cats reaction might actually be due to the person screaming and running in terror. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 to make me jealous... she'll snuggle in someone's bed... look at me and slowly close her eyes while lifting her chin up a bit. i screw my face up at her... and i swear to god she smirks at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 You should write a novel about your cat. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Novels as a result of this thread:One about /FG/ in general by Halo.One about Wits' cat. By Wits. Weird. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 You should write a novel about your cat.NO. THE WORLD WOULD NOT SURVIVE THE ATTEMPT. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 if i loudly kiss anyone else but kitty infront of her, her eyes get wide, she goes "miaw?" and then sulks for the rest of the night.The cats reaction might actually be due to the person screaming and running in terror.she loves it when i kiss her. and its loud dramatic smooches... i only kiss members of my family this way. also.. the few people i've kissed got stiffened and appeared to like it... even though one said i'm a bad kisser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I just had a thought guys. /FG/ the musical. Eh, on second thought, it would probably just consist of us yelling "POST FASTER IT'S ALL WITS' FAULT!" and mouthing the words to our versions of songs over the actual song. So nvm. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Yeah. No musicals.Ugh. Halo in tights...NOTHANKS. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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