My neck is really bugging me. Ah well.

My back was really hurting on Friday. It's happened maybe 7 or 8 times before. Out of nowhere, my lower back will be in insane amounts of pain and I can't move for like an hour. I couldn't really do anything about it though. I should probably go to a chiropractor or something

I should probably build muscle and then punch holes in walls or something.

What kind of walls do you have that you need to build muscle in order to punch holes in them?

The walls in my house are filled with plaster. Trying to punch through one would not leave your hand in a good way.

If you're punching through something like plaster, I'm pretty sure it's more about technique than strength

You could be right, but its also like 6 inches thick, and there's probably something in it for support.

I was going to make a joke about supporting 6 inches with nothing but increased blood flow, but, well, I guess I kind of just did anyway

What if, in order to power/supply your house it actually was a living thing? Like a big heart thingy pumped your water and [cabbage]. Some big ass lungs pumped your gas.

 

WHOA MAN. WHOA.

They did something like that on Courage the Cowardly Dog

Thinking about it more, it's actually not a terrible idea apart from the kinda gross factor.

 

-Gets [cabbage] where it needs to go

-Fixes the walls if something breaks em

-Heats itself and cools off automatically

 

Lulz think of the maintenance issues.

"Hello, contractor? My support beam has a tumor."

Not to mention the fact that you'd need to feed it

maybe you could somehow make it photosynthetic?

It's called a tree house

Thinking about it more, it's actually not a terrible idea apart from the kinda gross factor.

 

-Gets [cabbage] where it needs to go

-Fixes the walls if something breaks em

-Heats itself and cools off automatically

 

Lulz think of the maintenance issues.

"Hello, contractor? My support beam has a tumor."

Yeah, not to mention the fact that your AC system would probably be either sweat or rapid inhalation from your walls.

 

Oh, and the number of bacteria you'd have around the house to have would be enormous, and you'd probably get very sick, very fast.

 

And this is all without the possible "This thing is living and thus has rights" issues that may or may not come up in the government - and the protestors that would accompany them.

Your house could fart

Thinking about it more, it's actually not a terrible idea apart from the kinda gross factor.

 

-Gets [cabbage] where it needs to go

-Fixes the walls if something breaks em

-Heats itself and cools off automatically

 

Lulz think of the maintenance issues.

"Hello, contractor? My support beam has a tumor."

Yeah, not to mention the fact that your AC system would probably be either sweat or rapid inhalation from your walls.

 

Oh, and the number of bacteria you'd have around the house to have would be enormous, and you'd probably get very sick, very fast.

 

And this is all without the possible "This thing is living and thus has rights" issues that may or may not come up in the government - and the protestors that would accompany them.

The first I figure, you only really sweat on the outside, so not a huge issue.

 

True, but your body comes equipped to fight off that stuff, which you can supplement, like a home security system. Also, you can just clean it like a regular house, though likely with different chemicals.

 

If it doesn't have a brain you could argue it doesn't have a conscience and doesn't feel pain and yada yada. Technically grass is alive, but people still walk on it.

 

Still, all valid concerns.

i come back to what the hell is this

Cars already fart, why not houses?

 

And yeah, I know the walls aren't that thick in my house because of the nice holes from father. I guess I'd need technique more, but technique and strength together would be naice for future use, even though I'm female and can therefore slap people to get a point across without being called a [kitty] or anything.

It's 1:14 AM and I'm here. That's probably not good. I think I'll attempt to go to sleep now

This living house thing makes me think of Mucinex commercials with the mucus dude living inside a sick guy's chest

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Thinking about it more, it's actually not a terrible idea apart from the kinda gross factor.

 

-Gets [cabbage] where it needs to go

-Fixes the walls if something breaks em

-Heats itself and cools off automatically

 

Lulz think of the maintenance issues.

"Hello, contractor? My support beam has a tumor."

Yeah, not to mention the fact that your AC system would probably be either sweat or rapid inhalation from your walls.

 

Oh, and the number of bacteria you'd have around the house to have would be enormous, and you'd probably get very sick, very fast.

 

And this is all without the possible "This thing is living and thus has rights" issues that may or may not come up in the government - and the protestors that would accompany them.

The first I figure, you only really sweat on the outside, so not a huge issue.

 

True, but your body comes equipped to fight off that stuff, which you can supplement, like a home security system. Also, you can just clean it like a regular house, though likely with different chemicals.

 

If it doesn't have a brain you could argue it doesn't have a conscience and doesn't feel pain and yada yada. Technically grass is alive, but people still walk on it.

First would probably have some other ill effects, like the structural foundations of your house being screwed up by pools of water + all the other wonderful stuff you get from having water laying around. Not to mention that you might have to water your house if the sweat wasn't enough.

 

There are probably certain bacteria that are supposed to be in certain parts of your body and not others (i.e. those in your liver don't go in your lungs.) So it stands to reason that by living around a bunch of baceria, you're bound to inhale/digest something that wasn't meant to be inhaled/digested, and bam sick.

 

If you make it brainless, it's not going to be as complex as you would want it, since there wouldn't be anything to manage the complexity.

Silva wishes me to inform you all of her new look

 

Silva wishes me to inform you all of her new look

 

you were supposed to put it here.

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