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My back was really hurting on Friday. It's happened maybe 7 or 8 times before. Out of nowhere, my lower back will be in insane amounts of pain and I can't move for like an hour. I couldn't really do anything about it though. I should probably go to a chiropractor or something

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The walls in my house are filled with plaster. Trying to punch through one would not leave your hand in a good way.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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You could be right, but its also like 6 inches thick, and there's probably something in it for support.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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What if, in order to power/supply your house it actually was a living thing? Like a big heart thingy pumped your water and [cabbage]. Some big ass lungs pumped your gas.

 

WHOA MAN. WHOA.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Thinking about it more, it's actually not a terrible idea apart from the kinda gross factor.

 

-Gets [cabbage] where it needs to go

-Fixes the walls if something breaks em

-Heats itself and cools off automatically

 

Lulz think of the maintenance issues.

"Hello, contractor? My support beam has a tumor."

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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maybe you could somehow make it photosynthetic?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Thinking about it more, it's actually not a terrible idea apart from the kinda gross factor.

 

-Gets [cabbage] where it needs to go

-Fixes the walls if something breaks em

-Heats itself and cools off automatically

 

Lulz think of the maintenance issues.

"Hello, contractor? My support beam has a tumor."

Yeah, not to mention the fact that your AC system would probably be either sweat or rapid inhalation from your walls.

 

Oh, and the number of bacteria you'd have around the house to have would be enormous, and you'd probably get very sick, very fast.

 

And this is all without the possible "This thing is living and thus has rights" issues that may or may not come up in the government - and the protestors that would accompany them.

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Thinking about it more, it's actually not a terrible idea apart from the kinda gross factor.

 

-Gets [cabbage] where it needs to go

-Fixes the walls if something breaks em

-Heats itself and cools off automatically

 

Lulz think of the maintenance issues.

"Hello, contractor? My support beam has a tumor."

Yeah, not to mention the fact that your AC system would probably be either sweat or rapid inhalation from your walls.

 

Oh, and the number of bacteria you'd have around the house to have would be enormous, and you'd probably get very sick, very fast.

 

And this is all without the possible "This thing is living and thus has rights" issues that may or may not come up in the government - and the protestors that would accompany them.

The first I figure, you only really sweat on the outside, so not a huge issue.

 

True, but your body comes equipped to fight off that stuff, which you can supplement, like a home security system. Also, you can just clean it like a regular house, though likely with different chemicals.

 

If it doesn't have a brain you could argue it doesn't have a conscience and doesn't feel pain and yada yada. Technically grass is alive, but people still walk on it.

 

Still, all valid concerns.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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i come back to what the hell is this

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Cars already fart, why not houses?

 

And yeah, I know the walls aren't that thick in my house because of the nice holes from father. I guess I'd need technique more, but technique and strength together would be naice for future use, even though I'm female and can therefore slap people to get a point across without being called a [kitty] or anything.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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Thinking about it more, it's actually not a terrible idea apart from the kinda gross factor.

 

-Gets [cabbage] where it needs to go

-Fixes the walls if something breaks em

-Heats itself and cools off automatically

 

Lulz think of the maintenance issues.

"Hello, contractor? My support beam has a tumor."

Yeah, not to mention the fact that your AC system would probably be either sweat or rapid inhalation from your walls.

 

Oh, and the number of bacteria you'd have around the house to have would be enormous, and you'd probably get very sick, very fast.

 

And this is all without the possible "This thing is living and thus has rights" issues that may or may not come up in the government - and the protestors that would accompany them.

The first I figure, you only really sweat on the outside, so not a huge issue.

 

True, but your body comes equipped to fight off that stuff, which you can supplement, like a home security system. Also, you can just clean it like a regular house, though likely with different chemicals.

 

If it doesn't have a brain you could argue it doesn't have a conscience and doesn't feel pain and yada yada. Technically grass is alive, but people still walk on it.

First would probably have some other ill effects, like the structural foundations of your house being screwed up by pools of water + all the other wonderful stuff you get from having water laying around. Not to mention that you might have to water your house if the sweat wasn't enough.

 

There are probably certain bacteria that are supposed to be in certain parts of your body and not others (i.e. those in your liver don't go in your lungs.) So it stands to reason that by living around a bunch of baceria, you're bound to inhale/digest something that wasn't meant to be inhaled/digested, and bam sick.

 

If you make it brainless, it's not going to be as complex as you would want it, since there wouldn't be anything to manage the complexity.

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