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so anyways... i just realised that i feel attractive today..

 

i still have bellyfat...

 

but i'm sure that if a guy saw me naked he wouldn't run away...

 

i'll probably feel fat tomorrow cause i ate lots of kfc today...

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I have to stand right next to a senior, almost a grown adult here now, that does not bathe or shower, for an hour and a half every other morning.

It is not a pleasant start to the day.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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so anyways... i just realised that i feel attractive today..

 

i still have bellyfat...

 

but i'm sure that if a guy saw me naked he wouldn't run away...

 

i'll probably feel fat tomorrow cause i ate lots of kfc today...

Are you super-skinny but love to call yourself fat?

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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I considered posting about what wits meant by "a guy". But then I realized I didn't want to discuss naked wits.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh wait. Got that confused with Lent's post in the other thread. Was thinking of the shampoo thing.

 

Yeah, don't stop bathing.

Well if you have short hair, then that's alright. But then again, your hair will just get greasier and greasier as time goes on.

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Oh wait. Got that confused with Lent's post in the other thread. Was thinking of the shampoo thing.

 

Yeah, don't stop bathing.

Well if you have short hair, then that's alright. But then again, your hair will just get greasier and greasier as time goes on.

My hair is fairly short now, and it gets greasy within the day. :|

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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Then I guess skipping the shampoo wouldn't be the best idea.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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@Tyler: That's because you are!

 

 

 

 

Oh wait, we're not doing that anymore, right. Um anyways moving on. Gonna head to bed, get to see Run Lola Run again tomorrow. I am so freakin' excited. Like no way.

Night. <3

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actually i gained a lot of weight and got stretch marks.

 

i posted pics of my face & fg agreed i was fat... i could also jiggle my belly.

 

i've slowly lost the weight by exercising a lot and eating enough fast food so i dont lose weight too much as i went up several sizes in clothing and was terrified of being thin with loose skin.

 

i've noticed my belly having less jiggle to it, and my calves toned up from all the walking. i can also run up the stairs again carrying the vaccuum over my shoulder.. a feat of strength and energy and stamina i'd lost before.

 

my breasts have also shrunk from mini-watermelons to stuff that fits in my bras without leaking out.

 

and my thighs are getting toned again.

 

i feel sexy probably because i'm not goddamn tired today from work as i went in for a few hours... so i felt bursting with energy.

 

i know i'm still fat... but i feel attractive.

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Goodnight Halo. Dream of baby deer and bunnies and butterflies frolicking in meadows of beautiful wildflowers.

(And then being run over by a lawn mower!)

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>implying I asked

>implying I care

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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well he has to be my age or older...

 

so it can't be you.

321 doesn't have abs...Silly wits.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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well he has to be my age or older...

 

so it can't be you.

321 doesn't have abs...Silly wits.

I disagree.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Suddenly, the conversation takes a turn down a road no one but wits wants to go.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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