Jump to content

Last one to post wins


ProtoGuy

Recommended Posts

i taught my mom how to facebook stalk people's status updates through facebook sms...

 

she loves it, and i'm the only person on facebook [for her kids] who hasn't gotten into trouble yet for posting terrible status updates that i dont want her to see...

 

lol

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i taught my mom how to facebook stalk people's status updates through facebook sms...

 

she loves it, and i'm the only person on facebook [for her kids] who hasn't gotten into trouble yet for posting terrible status updates that i dont want her to see...

 

lol

698617.jpg

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So if your mom saw your manga edits...

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

so? I'm sure she'd give them a go knowing you made them.

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

so? I'm sure she'd give them a go knowing you made them.

 

actually I balk at discussing sex with my mom...

 

[hide]especially after finding her condoms[/hide]

 

even up to a few days ago, she's talking with her work friends about going to a MALE strip club, and knowing that she doesn't need to ask my dad, that he wouldn't mind going with her.

 

[hide] no I didn't need to scrub my mind.. i've been scarred ever since I found condoms[/hide]

 

I'm one of those kids that have parents that are still together and happy with each other.

 

which is disgusting.

 

[hide]they were [bleep]ing ribbed man[/hide]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My parents are divorced.

 

But they're friends.

 

At my mom's friend's house, they slept in the same bed. Smart 8 year old says "they can't do that! They're divorced!"

 

I lol'd

 

I imagine if I was divorced, I'd hate the person :arrow: <_<

Link to comment
Share on other sites

so? I'm sure she'd give them a go knowing you made them.

 

actually I balk at discussing sex with my mom...

 

[hide]especially after finding her condoms[/hide]

 

even up to a few days ago, she's talking with her work friends about going to a MALE strip club, and knowing that she doesn't need to ask my dad, that he wouldn't mind going with her.

 

[hide] no I didn't need to scrub my mind.. i've been scarred ever since I found condoms[/hide]

 

I'm one of those kids that have parents that are still together and happy with each other.

 

which is disgusting.

 

[hide]they were [bleep]ing ribbed man[/hide]

 

We're only human.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

so? I'm sure she'd give them a go knowing you made them.

 

actually I balk at discussing sex with my mom...

 

[hide]especially after finding her condoms[/hide]

 

even up to a few days ago, she's talking with her work friends about going to a MALE strip club, and knowing that she doesn't need to ask my dad, that he wouldn't mind going with her.

 

[hide] no I didn't need to scrub my mind.. i've been scarred ever since I found condoms[/hide]

 

I'm one of those kids that have parents that are still together and happy with each other.

 

which is disgusting.

 

[hide]they were [bleep]ing ribbed man[/hide]

 

We're only human.

 

I know that.

 

and I sincerely hope to have that kind of relationship with my future husband.

 

the odds are unlikely.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Anyone else here play BFBC2? On PS3, mebe?

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My dad was just here for dinner as a matter of fact. It's not as weird when he's here (unless he sleeps here) as it is when my mom comes to his house. At least he's live here before. There just seems to be no reason for a woman to go to her ex-husband's new home. Oh, except to drink and party like my mom does, apparently that's an awesome reason. Oh, or to go have Father's Day dinner, like they did last year. Which comes with a story.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

VR48f.jpg

[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]

img

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My dad was just here for dinner as a matter of fact. It's not as weird when he's here (unless he sleeps here) as it is when my mom comes to his house. At least he's live here before. There just seems to be no reason for a woman to go to her ex-husband's new home. Oh, except to drink and party like my mom does, apparently that's an awesome reason. Oh, or to go have Father's Day dinner, like they did last year. Which comes with a story.

 

tis story time?

 

*changes into PJs and jumps on fluff puff's bed, bringing popcorn*

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So Father's Day. I went to a parade with bestfriend (I don't know, I've probably stated somewhere along the line that she was royalty for her small town last year and did all those small town parades) to watch the parade with her familia and then hang out with her and this guy (who I now hate because I attribute some of the issues within our friendship to him, I Facebook stalk him to make sure his life sucks). So anyway, we get home, and my grandpa is standing on my doorstep banging on the door and yelling. At this point, I'm across the street. He sees me and starts yelling at me, asking where the car is (my mom had and still has his extra car due to vehicular predicaments), and he's visibly drunk. It was great. I don't remember what I told him either because I doubt I said "oh mom is at my dad's house" because that would've made him beyond angry.

 

When I told my mom, she said I should have threatened to call the cops, and actually called them if he didn't leave.

 

Love family.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

VR48f.jpg

[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]

img

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.