blaah Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 There was a cloudburst Sunday morning right when my friend was leaving for work. She drove me home across the street (spoiled I know) and I ran inside. 45 seconds later it wasn't raining and life went back to how it was 2 minutes before it started raining. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Smells like rain. Lovin' it. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Who else just loves to sit and watch lightning storms? :unsure: [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I like seeing pictures of lightning, but it's too fleeting during real storms and the full "awe" effect is lost. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 This thread makes me sad during these times. Get less life and come here and post, for my entertainment! #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 ohey Daxbro God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Hai Bearbro. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 hard times are hard The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 how goes it? God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Feud qaa tyorfvautg NY nose. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 all i got out of that is new york The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Immediately thought of halo. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 [hide=Don't forget Seany][/hide]Believe it or not i actually just got one. To be honest I'm probably completely overreacting/ overly optimistic, but i don't want to be "caught with my pants down". ownage probably doesn't want to hear this from me... but steel yourself and listen because it's kinda important.[hide]1. condoms deteriorate after a while of being kept in a warm wallet for months. [wallet gets warm by your body heat]2. if it's your first time putting on a condom, it might tear or rip or any of those lovely things. [you may want to buy a box and practice putting it on.]3. in that case remember that there are other ways of enjoying sexual activity with wimmin that doesn't involve intercourse. [do not ask me to go into detail, because I will go into vivid detail and trippy will ban me]4. you probably won't last long enough.. and use up the one condom you have fairly quickly. [so get a back up one][/hide]tl;dr get moar.For once I actually appreciate this wits, but my mom told me this. No sex was had, though she admitted she had a thing for me since 9th grade, and i got to touch her boobs a couple times. She looked through my wallet but I think she somehow missed the condom. Anywho, will continue to pursue. Nice ninja halo.she may have also been shy and not actually mentioned your condom even though she saw it. if that is the case, then she's not a tease, and actually just very innocent. maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 you shouldn't rush to get rid of your precious virginity though... if my precious secret crush, Severus, were to reveal he was a virgin, or if i got to travel back in time to when he was one, i'd probablly commit a heinous crime. i guess it's a good thing he's a fictional character.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 there's just something so deliciously sexy about knowing that the guy you're with is not experienced. it makes me think of all the practice i could have him undertake... and make him re-do stuff over and over, while telling him he sucks and needs to improve his skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 and at the end of the day he'd be a professional cook, and i'd be fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 but everyone that i've ever talked to, who likes hp anyways, confirmed my own suspicious that severus is a sexy master in potions and in the kitchen... and that he probably wouldn't be my slave without some severe magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Oh yeah, this thread thing! Silva, I bet if you saved snape's life he'd be honour bound to be your slav,e or at least your unwilling lifelong companion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 snape died book 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 That's just what he wants you to think. Snape is slippery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 how is snape slippery? does he oil himself? is that why his hair is greasy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 His hair's natural oil oozes down his head and coats the rest of his body in a thin film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 this interests me greatly for my personal research. do go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Well, as a result of an unfortunate potions accident, his slime glands, which were until then, perfectly normal, became overactive and began producing too much slime to be absorbed by his hair. The result is greasy hair and a slippery body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 you mean the sebaceous (or sebiferous) glands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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