Pepsiguy Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 IORGIODSFIONSDFIONDSFUJBF The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 http://dumbtweets.com/halo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Rock tunnel's a [bleep] and a half. Almost couldn't make it through with my 3 pokemon. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 ohai. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Oh hey Seany. The storm in western Maine is making a bee line right for our capital. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 oh. [spoiler=only open this if you don't care about tmi and aren't wits]my mom bought me condoms :/ God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 ok "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 my dad was talking to me about how to have 'fun' in other ways then the real sexi dont know what to think of it The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 This means pepsi now knows what a sex is. He is no longer 8. he is now 15. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 oh. [spoiler=only open this if you don't care about tmi and aren't wits]my mom bought me condoms :/ Wait, did she just walk into your room, throw them on your bed, and be like, "Here." and walk out? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 No i was walking upstairs after putting propane tanks on the back porch and she said, "hold up i got you something." I was rather irritated but stopped anyway and she handed them to me. I was like "oh, ok." God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 No i was walking upstairs after putting propane tanks on the back porch and she said, "hold up i got you something." I was rather irritated but stopped anyway and she handed them to me. I was like "oh, ok." I lol'd... but I also think it's very smart of her to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Yeah, good mother. Because lots of guys don't have the balls to go buy them themselves. And wits, I know other messages were sent because I got 10 emails saying those messages didn't go through from old addresses I have, so if 10 didn't go through then more than that probably did. :\ /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Yeah, good mother. Because lots of guys don't have the balls to go buy them themselves. And wits, I know other messages were sent because I got 10 emails saying those messages didn't go through from old addresses I have, so if 10 didn't go through then more than that probably did. :\ the irony is.. today my mom's yahoo sent me and some other people spam... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 That is one cool canine God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Heh. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 I always forget about that show. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 As I recall The Wild Thornberries was SMASHING. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 That pun gave me diabetes. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 I'm keeping a condom or 2 in my wallet so i don't get caught with my pants down. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 inb4thatsyarn /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 I'm keeping a condom or 2 in my wallet so i don't get caught with my pants down.What's your kid's name gonna be? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Ivan. also, i think halo missed the joke. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Oh yeah that's right. But>keeping a condom in a wallet Edit, sorry not really paying attention since there's kind of a tornado heading for my family down in Massachusetts. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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