Forum rules say not to name names because people can't defend themselves. Do you think i should tell trippeh I mock her?

Seany, what happens if I have a dream about you tonight?

What is going on in this thr-

 

Wow, guys. I'm surprised Stork's First Law of Familial Relations hasn't invoked itself yet. Then again, it is pretty late, so...

Make sure I'm clothed. Otherwise I'm calling you Tyler from now on.

No promises.

The dream part of my brain is seriously one [bleep]ed up guy.

I want to dream a lot tonight. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams.

Good night guys and Zoe.

don't dream about ronald mcdonald plowing your mother.

I refuse to wear a bra for the next 7-8 hours.

I am mildly surprised you guys haven't asked what Stork's First Law of Familial Relations is. Normally /FG/ is much more inquisitive than this.

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What's Stork's First Law of Familial Relations?

I knew you wanted me to, so I didn't.

I like to give people what they want if it's not unpleasant or difficult.

I knew you wanted me to, so I didn't.

Them mind gaems.

 

But yeah, Stork's First law of Familial Relations is:

If at any time you are viewing content which can be publicly viewed by anyone entering your room and also is Not What It Looks Like, then the likelihood of a family member "accidentally" looking in on what you're doing increases exponentially the longer said content is viewed.

 

Formulae for calculating when a family member will enter can vary based on how large the family is and how concerned they may be about your well-being.

Did you just take that from TVTropes?

Basically, your family is morel likely to walk in on whatever you're doing if it is more inappropriate in polite society. This is kind of murphy's law. But I also accept it as Stork's law.

My brother has posted in this thread, long before I came here I think

I need to go to sleep so I can wake myself up in six hours, night guys.

Good night, and inb4 Stork.

alsoinb4stork

Did you just take that from TVTropes?

Nope, I made it up.

 

And it's a corollary to Murphy's law.

 

Stork's Second Law of Familial Relations is:

Well-known family members cannot be trusted to advise well with matters such as your weight, self-esteem, personal appearance, etc. Either they'll be too nice to tell you the truth, or they'll be douchebags and tell you whichever one makes you suffer most. The likelihood that someone will tell you the blunt truth in regards to something that may or may not hurt your feelings decreases exponentially in regards to how much time they have spent in your house. However, this CAN be used to obtain an accurate reading of said matters if the correct modifications are applied.

 

For example, if Uncle Jed says you're fat, it'd be a perfectly good idea to tell him to screw off. If the resident douchebag at school tells you you're fat, it's nothing to be concerned about, but may have merit. If a good friend tells you you're fat, it may be worth looking in to. If your mother says you're fat, then my god son, you are a freaking truck and you burn more calories walking to the couch than Michael Phelps eats in a day. LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

 

This is also one that falls under the Laws of Good Ol' Common Sense.

DAT SMALL WALL OF TEXT AND INB4 BEAR

Possibly also inb4 Seany.

SEANY Y U NO POST

pony.