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With this whole increasing my fluid consumption thing I pee all the time and I hate going down the hall to do it, we were talking about how both of us will sit and hold it until we're rocking back and forth because we have to go so badly so I just pulled this idea out. She's not very understanding though, her bedroom door is like two steps away from their bathroom, as was mine at home.

 

All the while, I'm sitting here continuing to drink more water because I'm smart.

Why not just get a catheter?

That's grosser than a bedpan.

That's why coca-cola invented the easy-grip 2L bottles.

I might wet myself upon standing now. This is bad. As long as I don't get any on the futon or carpet though, I can't break my own rules

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It's okay, I got to the bathroom safely, despite the fact that I was not walking straight at all due to my head cold and the fact that I'd been sitting in the same place since the last time I peed

Bedpan still would have been a better idea though

 

Makes me want to learn the piano.

I used to play cello

I use to play the drums.

JUST LIKE RAINDROPS.

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I used to play cello

ME TOO.

 

I still play actually. Kind of. Thinking of minoring in it, though it would be totally worthless and pointless.

I haven't touched a cello since the end of junior year. I've messed around with my brother's viola... so small, so weird. At least it's not violin tiny though. Or, my 4'9" friend's 3/4 sized violin, that was just comical.

3/4? Oh wow. I haven't seen anything less than a full in years.

Yeah, she's kind of a 3/4 size person, it's funny.

I hope you call her Stumpy.

Nahh, she's proportionate, that'd be mean. She's Asian, that's why she's so tiny. But hey, if people her height drag down the average height for women in the US I'll take it, I'll gladly say I'm above average!

What's average?

For a while I was told it was 5'4", but in the last couple years I heard 5'3" for women in the US. I'm 5'4 3/4", woooohoooo

Right on.

Yeah, slightly taller than my mom but shorter than both my younger siblings :(

Looks like you got the short end of the gene pool.