Psycho_Robot Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I lold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 With this whole increasing my fluid consumption thing I pee all the time and I hate going down the hall to do it, we were talking about how both of us will sit and hold it until we're rocking back and forth because we have to go so badly so I just pulled this idea out. She's not very understanding though, her bedroom door is like two steps away from their bathroom, as was mine at home. All the while, I'm sitting here continuing to drink more water because I'm smart. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Why not just get a catheter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 That's grosser than a bedpan. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 That's why coca-cola invented the easy-grip 2L bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I might wet myself upon standing now. This is bad. As long as I don't get any on the futon or carpet though, I can't break my own rules /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 wat [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 It's okay, I got to the bathroom safely, despite the fact that I was not walking straight at all due to my head cold and the fact that I'd been sitting in the same place since the last time I peed /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Bedpan still would have been a better idea though /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Makes me want to learn the piano. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I used to play cello /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I use to play the drums. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 JUST LIKE RAINDROPS.WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I used to play celloME TOO. I still play actually. Kind of. Thinking of minoring in it, though it would be totally worthless and pointless. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I haven't touched a cello since the end of junior year. I've messed around with my brother's viola... so small, so weird. At least it's not violin tiny though. Or, my 4'9" friend's 3/4 sized violin, that was just comical. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 3/4? Oh wow. I haven't seen anything less than a full in years. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Yeah, she's kind of a 3/4 size person, it's funny. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I hope you call her Stumpy. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Nahh, she's proportionate, that'd be mean. She's Asian, that's why she's so tiny. But hey, if people her height drag down the average height for women in the US I'll take it, I'll gladly say I'm above average! /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 What's average? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 For a while I was told it was 5'4", but in the last couple years I heard 5'3" for women in the US. I'm 5'4 3/4", woooohoooo /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Right on. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Yeah, slightly taller than my mom but shorter than both my younger siblings :( /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Looks like you got the short end of the gene pool. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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