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Oh yeah, History teacher pushed back the test till friday.

Whatever.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Today, I wore my new bow tie for the first time. I still managed to get fewer compliments than Dylan's crappy tie.

 

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It was like that one, except won at a bowling alley, and the fuzzy was only on the edge of the tie. Also, it's not a legit tie, it velcroes together in the back. God damnit, why are people stupid?

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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>people aren't giving me attention

>"oh they're stupid!" hurr durr

 

Wow, I feel like Pie.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I went down to the cafeteria and grabbed my food to go. I wasn't thinking clearly. They had steak and shrimp kebabs, for state fair night, and I only got one. That amounted to 4 pieces of steak and 3 pieces of shrimp. I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN LIKE FOUR. Also, I didn't get a straw, so I've been drinking out of the cup with the lid still on through the straw hole.

 

BUUUURP

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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I went down to the cafeteria and grabbed my food to go. I wasn't thinking clearly. They had steak and shrimp kebabs, for state fair night, and I only got one. That amounted to 4 pieces of steak and 3 pieces of shrimp. I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN LIKE FOUR. Also, I didn't get a straw, so I've been drinking out of the cup with the lid still on through the straw hole.

 

BUUUURP

 

FOOD

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Yeah, exactly. :/

Buy a ushanka and bring into school. [bleep]es love ushankas.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Oh wow, that pun just now registered in my brain.

 

Okay. I need some sleep tonight.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Yeah, exactly. :/

Buy a ushanka and bring into school. [bleep]es love ushankas.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Can't wear hats in school, and ushankas are pretty dumb anyway.

 

And what pun?

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Yeah, exactly. :/

Buy a ushanka and bring into school. [bleep]es love ushankas.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Can't wear hats in school, and ushankas are pretty dumb anyway.

 

Wow, you and your school sucks.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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