What? Ew, you're gross.

Oh

Goon, please, get your mind out of the gutter.

 

Also, forgot my gym stuff at school, ran down to get it. Janitor was a dick though.

Went to buy a jacket or a hoodie, ended up buying only a t shirt.

Tragic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPcLFfDyYN0

 

What.

[hide=For Napalm][/hide]

 

HNNNNNNNNNG

Dat dog tag, dem patches, dat everything.

I wish my grandmother would stop calling to see "How we are doing". Dammit.

 

Halo you ass-

 

Oh what the [bleep]? I typed the second s there, and suddenly 8 NEW EMAILS!

I've been really irritated all day today. I have no idea why. I even skipped my last class cause I wasn't in the mood to deal with my [bleep]y teacher.

 

I think I'm on my period.

I hate when people tell me stupid things.

I also hate when people repeat things after the first time I heard them.

Combine these two and that's what I've been dealing with all day.

Sounds like Goon and Pepsi need a hug.

I wasn't expecting the ending on Penguindrum.

Me neither.

BY A 15 yr. OLD SCHOOL KID Who got an A+ for this entry. Since the Pledge of Allegiance And The Lord's Prayer Are not allowed in most Public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned..... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer: "New Pledge of Allegiance" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God must reach this crowd. It's scary here I must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.' Not ashamed. Pass this on

What the [bleep].

The teacher that graded that must have been intoxicated.

 

What.

 

Wha- Oh. Oh. OH.

 

YOU SON OF A BI-

Got a 77% on the chem test. Meh. I thought I actually did okay. I have a B in the class though so whatever.

BY A 15 yr. OLD SCHOOL KID Who got an A+ for this entry. Since the Pledge of Allegiance And The Lord's Prayer Are not allowed in most Public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned..... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer: "New Pledge of Allegiance" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God must reach this crowd. It's scary here I must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.' Not ashamed. Pass this on

What the [bleep].

Oh, I laughed so much while reading this. Sounds like this person has a very weird sense of what a dressing like a freak is.

This is why I dislike religion people.

Y'all need to calm the [bleep] down and go on with life so you can just go to heaven.

So I'm trying to decide if I want to buy this car.

[hide]

 

And no, not this exact one, just this model. It would be soft top and the same color.[/hide]

 

It's a '98 with 20k miles for $6,500.

 

Very tempting.