Goonstalf Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 What? Ew, you're gross. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Goon, please, get your mind out of the gutter. Also, forgot my gym stuff at school, ran down to get it. Janitor was a dick though. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Went to buy a jacket or a hoodie, ended up buying only a t shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Tragic. "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPcLFfDyYN0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 What. Stats[hide][/hide]Click for my adventurer's log Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 [hide=For Napalm][/hide] HNNNNNNNNNG "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Dat dog tag, dem patches, dat everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I wish my grandmother would stop calling to see "How we are doing". Dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Halo you ass- Oh what the [bleep]? I typed the second s there, and suddenly 8 NEW EMAILS! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I've been really irritated all day today. I have no idea why. I even skipped my last class cause I wasn't in the mood to deal with my [bleep]y teacher. I think I'm on my period. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I hate when people tell me stupid things.I also hate when people repeat things after the first time I heard them.Combine these two and that's what I've been dealing with all day. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Sounds like Goon and Pepsi need a hug. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I wasn't expecting the ending on Penguindrum. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Me neither. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 BY A 15 yr. OLD SCHOOL KID Who got an A+ for this entry. Since the Pledge of Allegiance And The Lord's Prayer Are not allowed in most Public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned..... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer: "New Pledge of Allegiance" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God must reach this crowd. It's scary here I must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.' Not ashamed. Pass this on What the [bleep]. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 The teacher that graded that must have been intoxicated. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 What. Wha- Oh. Oh. OH. YOU SON OF A BI- 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Got a 77% on the chem test. Meh. I thought I actually did okay. I have a B in the class though so whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 BY A 15 yr. OLD SCHOOL KID Who got an A+ for this entry. Since the Pledge of Allegiance And The Lord's Prayer Are not allowed in most Public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned..... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer: "New Pledge of Allegiance" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God must reach this crowd. It's scary here I must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.' Not ashamed. Pass this on What the [bleep].Oh, I laughed so much while reading this. Sounds like this person has a very weird sense of what a dressing like a freak is. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 This is why I dislike religion people.Y'all need to calm the [bleep] down and go on with life so you can just go to heaven. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 So I'm trying to decide if I want to buy this car.[hide] And no, not this exact one, just this model. It would be soft top and the same color.[/hide] It's a '98 with 20k miles for $6,500. Very tempting. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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