It's easy to read cats, eh? A lot easier than my pathetic life story. Or what I'm posting now:

 

ABSTRACT: This article looks at an internet dating service for people looking for extra-marital affairs. The Toronto, Ontario-based Ashley Madison Agency hosts around 60,000 member profiles on its website. Company founder Darren Morgenstern says the site also gets traffic from spouses who suspect their partners are getting some on the side. Our customers don't even have to meet each other--it's flirtation that can make someone feel validated if they're unhappy in their marriage. Although membership skews heavily toward men (about 90 per cent), Morgenstern plans a series of paperback romance novels to lure female users. For Morgenstern, marketing to the female sensibility is paramount: Ashley Madison, a name that recalls the jodhpurs, deep tan and dangly earrings of a Jackie Collins character, is a fiction meant to intrigue women.

 

^That article came up when searching "kittens on the internet" on a subscription database from the school

Stop being a NEET. You make me jelly.

 

Edit: Nope, snorting frozen cake isn't any good either.

Stop being a NEET. You make me jelly.

 

Edit: Nope, snorting frozen cake isn't any good either.

I did a line of salt once. Terrible idea.

lul

shut up zoe that's boring

I [bleep]ing hate cats.

I [bleep]ing hate cats.

CATS ARE SO [bleep]ING ADORABLE.

You guys just see shitty cats.

I have bomb ass cats that help and aren't a nuisance.

I love cat. It tends to be a little bit chewier than other animals of the same size, but the flavor more than makes up for it.

I [bleep]ing hate cats.

@Yeah, but you have to becarefull with the hair when you prepare them.

I cried the first time I beat Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.

What's all this?

What's all this?

Where's the picture?

 

You said there would be pictures.

What's all this?

Where's the picture?

 

You said there would be pictures.

Mfw non-English Horizon subs before English subs

What's all this?

Where's the picture?

 

You said there would be pictures.

 

Don't subject change. Plus, I have a commission priority above the one for FG, which I forgot what the theme was.

What show?

>Goon

ohai 47 browsing users

 

This topic is famous obviously