[bleep] is censored now?

 

What the shit? They uncensored shit but censor f.a.p?

 

TIF, the hell is wrong with you.

But masturbate isn't because it's not slang.

Maybe they though there was too much [bleep] going on.

I cant mess with any shipmates. thats a disaster waiting to happen. but im going off base for liberty this weekend, maybe get some phone numbers. then some poon.

Find some good looking guy 321.

I dunno, I might need to go get Doritos.

I had doritos for lunch.

 

Mmmm, doritos.

I have cheese ones in my room, but I want cool ranch ones. Haven't had them in a while. C-Store is open now, may as well go do stairs to deserve them.

Nacho Cheese or bust.

Saw that two days ago, come on Killer, get on top of things.

So apparently PETA is protesting at Sea World this weekend, which is where im going. If they [bleep] up my uniform i will beat them like a baby seal.

hurrdurr peta is stupid more like people eatin tasty animals haha yeah im gonna go hunting durr

That's cute, Seany.

It's only 8:15 and I'm done with my homework? What is this?

It's a Christmas miracle.

Oh. That's kind of a lame Christmas miracle, actually.

That's cute, Seany.

Aparently you think Im joking.

That's a cute opinion.

I went to Sea World in San Diego and didn't even get to go to the parts I wanted to see. But at least I held a dolphin's head in my hands

Is pie trying to troll again? Ive been [bleep]ed with every second of every day for the last two months cheese dick. Youve got nothing on Chief.

 

Also Ill talk to you wholigans more after muster/ taps.

Note to self: Join the military to learn colorful new insults.

Lol @ veganism. And vegetarianism in general. A lot of people think its easy so they just stop eating meat, and then they get sick from malnutrition

It's funny because everything in the picture I posted is actually true.