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yeah. youd be surprised how many people there couldnt swim. It wasnt just like 1 or 2. it was like 3 out of 50.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Yeah, when your actions get everyone else punished you should have a little more respect. And not being able to swim, wouldn't it have made sense for all of you guys to do some conditioning on your own pre-boot camp? Dumb guys

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So basically tomorrow I would have texted her around whenever I leave here and not gotten a reply and not known why until whenever she talks to me Sunday or Monday, I would have felt like even more of an idiot than I do now but it still sucks

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I don't know where I'll work this summer.

 

Screw the shower, I'm gonna be home alone for a while tomorrow so I might as well just take a bath then. I don't even think I'll put my contacts in tomorrow morning at this rate

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^Was there a bus or train station near where you live? I've spent a night or 2 sleeping on a bus station bench before. I missed my bus, the last bus of the day, and figured I could either get a taxi for ~$20, or just sleep on the bench until the first one in the morning.

 

 

Hmmm, gotta catch my bus to work in 2 hours.

 

what do until then

i have spent 80 dollars on taxi fare to get to work cause i lived 30 mins away by taxi. <_<

since i'm female... i could never sleep outside at the bus stop.. dangerous. especially if you are hot.

 

Work is kinda pissing me off.

 

"Hurr, ok Goon, I'mma give you only 2 shifts a week, but dun worry, you'll be "ON CALL" so if we need you we'll call you."

 

"But I take the bus and can't exactly make it to work on a moments notice."

 

"Oh, well, urr, just get here when you can if we call."

 

"Ok........"

 

 

 

They never called me in, so I guess it doesn't matter. But they don't seem to care that less hours for me = less money = no money to eat. With my 2 shifts this week I've had to keep my food budget for the entire week under ~$20. Granted, it could be worse, but I'm just getting tired of ramen and soup and stuff.

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LETS START A DISCUSSION

 

WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS BUY WITH 1,000 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW. YOU COULD ONLY BUY ONE THING, LIKE ONE SINGLE ITEM. YOU COULD NOT SAVE THE MONEY.

if there were conditions that i couldn't save the money and had to decided right then and there in like ten minutes...

i would go up to a homeless person.. one of which actually looked homeless and not hipster.. and i'd give them the money.

if i couldn't find a homeless person who i felt was actually homeless.. i'd give it to one of the musicians in the subway... preferably the guy with the fluffy blonde dog at don mills subway station i think. or the older blonde guy who played hotel california for me on his guitar..not the opening part.. but he was ok..

 

 

 

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

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woah.. for a minute there i thought you posted porn!

 

Ok so early on in boot camp my division wasnt allowed to have dessert. So for a while this wasnt a problem. Then one day we go back up to the compartment and a few of the guys start getting on one guys shit. So here I come to find that this fool took it upon himself to get a cookie, and when he couldnt finish it, he tried to hide it in his book and sneak it upstairs. So of course he was caught by our Petty Officer. So our Petty Officer had us all stand on the toe line and wait while he got 2 more cookies and a glass of milk for this guy. Once Petty Officer returned he put everything on a table in the center of the room, had the one guy sit there, and everyone else turned to face him. This is about when Petty Officer told the guy to eat the cookies. Everyone else starts jumping jacks. Now rather than swallowing his shame witht the cookie, Seaman Recruit Dickface decides to have an attitude and glare at Petty Officed and not eat his cookies. So everyone gets switched to the up pushup position and we wait for SR Dickface to eat his cookies. This goes on for several minutes of switching exercises and waiting for this guy to eat his damn cookies. Once he finally did everyone else was sweaty and tired andI fpr one was ready to rip his dick out through his ear canal. So after that he was dubbed Cookie Monster. He didnt graduate with us because he couldnt swim.

<_< what kind of cookie was this and how big was it. please include a picture.

 

i wanna know what kind of cookie it is that some guy can't finish...

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So basically tomorrow I would have texted her around whenever I leave here and not gotten a reply and not known why until whenever she talks to me Sunday or Monday, I would have felt like even more of an idiot than I do now but it still sucks

I didn't really understand this.

 

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

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woah.. for a minute there i thought you posted porn!

 

Ok so early on in boot camp my division wasnt allowed to have dessert. So for a while this wasnt a problem. Then one day we go back up to the compartment and a few of the guys start getting on one guys shit. So here I come to find that this fool took it upon himself to get a cookie, and when he couldnt finish it, he tried to hide it in his book and sneak it upstairs. So of course he was caught by our Petty Officer. So our Petty Officer had us all stand on the toe line and wait while he got 2 more cookies and a glass of milk for this guy. Once Petty Officer returned he put everything on a table in the center of the room, had the one guy sit there, and everyone else turned to face him. This is about when Petty Officer told the guy to eat the cookies. Everyone else starts jumping jacks. Now rather than swallowing his shame witht the cookie, Seaman Recruit Dickface decides to have an attitude and glare at Petty Officed and not eat his cookies. So everyone gets switched to the up pushup position and we wait for SR Dickface to eat his cookies. This goes on for several minutes of switching exercises and waiting for this guy to eat his damn cookies. Once he finally did everyone else was sweaty and tired andI fpr one was ready to rip his dick out through his ear canal. So after that he was dubbed Cookie Monster. He didnt graduate with us because he couldnt swim.

<_< what kind of cookie was this and how big was it. please include a picture.

 

i wanna know what kind of cookie it is that some guy can't finish...

I lold at the porn comparison..

 

And I also wanna know what kind of cookie this was. Who the hell can't finish a cookie?

 

I think ive been in boot camp modw dor too long. Almost any female who doesnt look like a gorilla looks totally plowable right now. Im not sure my standards have ever been lower.

 

 

how's this cute girl?

 

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Depends on what she looks like with her face unscrunched. But it looks like she'd be cute.

 

wits being wits

Why would you want her to be anyone else?

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I wouldn't want her being anyone else.

 

And the thing you didn't understand, Cyndi won't be home tomorrow when I get to town. I thought she would, and that we were going to lunch, but when I was asking her random questions she told me that she'll be working. She wouldn't have told me if I wouldn't have asked.

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bought the wcar hoodie, awwww yeah. Now, I wait...

Really? I was gonna buy it when Dish put the money back into my account.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

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