Hey ladies.

Hello darling, haven't seen you in a while.

 

Dayum girl you lookin' fine. I already been stalkin' up in the RL Pictures thread.

I'm charmed, you'll be getting my phone number via PM in 10 :wink:

What's the past tense of masturbate? Masturbated sounds weird.

Bedtime, legitimately. Night guys have nice spammy conversations

What's the past tense of masturbate? Masturbated sounds weird.

 

Fairly sure it is masturbated.

DAX

DAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

 

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

 

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

 

How ya been?

Pretty good, how about you?

 

Awesome. It's awesome not being in school any more.

 

Lil Dax going off to uni.

*cries*

I feel like it was only yesterday that he was starting to walk.

Feels like it was only yesterday that I stole his avatar and signature and painted it pink

I feel like it was a few minutes ago that Dax refreshed the page.

it was just a few seconds ago that i took another bite of jonagold apple

Feels like now he's reading what we said.

Feels like just a little bit ago he left this thread.

Hehe.

DAAAAAX

PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELLLLLLLL

This overrated thread needs to die, seriously. <_<

 

Can someone please lock it so other lesser known threads have more chances?

If this thread got locked we'd leave. We wouldn't go to different threads. And if we did, it'd be quickly turned into another /fg/ lounge

 

6PM. Project due Thursday, need to shower, need plenty of sleep tonight because I'm exhausted for some reason. I guess I'll knock some of this project out now while multitasking and raping the internet, then call mom, then shower. Sounds like a plan. I should also dwell on the things that suck in my life so I remember them all quickly tomorrow during my appointment, even thought I don't need to because I won't be leading the conversation and it'll just be that: a conversation, simply enough.

You best tell us how the appointment goes.

 

But I want to, that's the thing. I'm here to have fun.

 

Obviously I'm ruining the fun for everyone else in this last one to post wins thread, so I should just stick to the threads I'm a fan of.

You could never ruin our good time. Don't give yourself too much credit.

 

Alright, here is a positive post.

 

I'm killing red dragons and love fighting them, and they love it back. :thumbsup:

They love it when you get rough with them.

 

Whatchyoo know about 6 hours naps in the middle of the day?

 

 

Also, I vote more cat pics.

I know they [bleep] your internal clock up and you feel like ass for several days

 

We had Friday off the past 2 weeks.

 

 

I'm so jealous.

 

 

Oh wait, I skipped past 2 Fridays. Heh.

I have Friday off every week with my current schedule.

 

The kittens, though small, have an insatiable appetite for human flesh.

 

Cat: Mods

Fennec Fox: This thread

This is the most apt pictorial metaphor to date.

 

I keep having dreams about this girl. I used to have a massive crush on her, but I haven't even though about her in probably over a year. My subconscious is all wonky.

Call that [bleep] up.

 

Ahh, high school, where most of your decisions are made for you and then they expect you to go out and decide what you want to do for your entire life once you graduate... that's why so many people are at the community college. And the difficulty of classes? That's why so many people are at the community college taking remedial classes.

This. My high school was determined to do something about this, and what that wound up being was allowing us to go "off campus" during our study halls. 50 minutes of wandering around? Yeah, ok. That sure prepares us for college.

 

I'm so happy to have the internet back. You have no idea.

You never realise how much you depend on the internet until its gone. Its just so ubiquitous that you take it as a guarantee.

 

I was thinking. What's the difference between addiction and obsession?

Addition is a physical or psychological dependency on something. They have actual physical effects on the body. Obsessions are all in your mind.

 

It was a picture of my dad's kitchen, and the focus was some drapes that barely made it into the picture. Apparently dad tried to send it weeks ago but it just went through he said, and then another picture he tried to send weeks ago went through too

Sometimes that happens t me, and then I/they ask them about it and they/I have no idea what the hell I'm/they're talking about, and it takes so long for us to figure out the mail was delayed.

 

I'm still hungry. Doritos it is

This is how you gain weight. Bad fluff!

 

What? I was walking through the aisles at walmart with my mom and it looked good, I haven't had applesauce in a long time. I also got bread for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches if you have anything to say about that.

When I was new to college, I ate more peanut butter and jelly than I had since elementary school.

 

I was organizing picture frames today and one decided to explode when I picked it up. It cut my finger. I'm actually really lucky that's the only injury I got.

Exploding picture frame? How exactly does that work...?

 

My most recent psychiatrist called my physique "slim" in his report.

he was hitting on you. Ask him out. Unless its a woman.

 

Ive decided I'm going to be the awesome uncle and get all of my relatives kids candy and stuff their parents said they couldn't have and teach them bad words. I'll do this up until i retire and then decide if a family is for me.

When will you retire?

Good question. Unless you want to rob the cradle or retire at age 30, having kids with your wife after retirement isn't really feasible.

Woke up to urinate. Decided to post on tif

Intriguing.

I have a really weak bladder.

 

Anyone other than Monk watching Horizon?

All alone in this empty thread

I can't stop coughing.

Whatever. I guess I'll try to go back to sleep.

Have fun.

The [bleep] is that anime.

 

It looks weird.