Hey Atheists,

 

My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.

 

Pic Related: It's me and my bible

 

Please Halo, "metal" bands. Some of us here listen to real metal.

Oh, my bad.

It's ok.

Well, seeing how David is crying in his corner now, we can have a serious discussion.

 

So Tyler, did you win whatever you were doing today? Some speech thing?

Sorry, I was just getting a BJ from your mom, Halo.

 

@goon, let me guess you listen to greasy neckbeard metal like Cannibal Corpse and Kataklysm.

 

listen to some good shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVuC5YfLPM

 

technical, skilled, and brutal

Oh yeah, bro, that sure is some BR00T4L shit. Now that you're done listening to that you can go cry somewhere, maybe cut your wrists. Whatever emo punk, keep your scream-o to yourself. I'll just be over here listening to real metal, kid.

Oh yeah, bro, that sure is some BR00T4L shit. Now that you're done listening to that you can go cry somewhere, maybe cut your wrists. Whatever emo punk, keep your scream-o to yourself. I'll just be over here listening to real metal, kid.

Oh lolol, nice pic, real funny, kid. You really are sad if that's all you can come up with. I still want to kick your ass. Just name the place and time.

Well I'm going to bed since you basically admitted you'd lost to me any day.

 

I don't even think I'm coming back to this retarded asa forum again. It's just getting worse every day. I don't give a [bleep] if you don't believe me.

 

Bye, idiots.

Yeah, run and hide you little kid. You're so scared, son.

@Halo: Short answer, no.

 

Long answer:

I took third in the tournament. Out of five infos. There were no entries at this tournament. It was ridiculous. And, well a third's an up, so I guess I should be happy, but really all it means to me is that I was worse than half the infos. The two that beat me weren't amazing either. One was still on notecard, while the other asked the judge if they were ready all three rounds. I could forgive that for both of them, but my posters were also a ton better than theirs. In terms of actual speaking, we were probably tied I suppose, but I personally feel that mine was the best written out of them.

 

Actually, at this point, I think I'm done with info. I'm not dropping it, because we don't have any other infos on the team, but I'm going to find another event to focus on so I can actually win sometimes. >.<

Oh, that stinks. Better luck next time hopefully.

One of my friends did the children's book "How I Became a Pirate" with her brother last year for whichever duo one, it was cute.

Hitler, Bieber, and A7x go to hell.They meet the devil sitting on his throne,and he asks them why they're in hell.

 

Hitler: I killed 20 million people and caused a holocaust on the Jewish population.

 

Devil: Good, Good, sit to my right.

 

Bieber: I poisoned world of music with my little faggy voice who irritates every normal person in the world

 

Devil:You are such an [wagon]. Well done, sit to my left. *looks at A7x*

 

And why are you here?

 

A7x: get off my throne [bleep]

Oh cool, you listen to A7X? That's sick man, I didn't realize you actually listened to some good music. I'm sorry about all the mean stuff I said earlier, let's be friends.

Just finished watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the first time. It was so stupid it was good, if that makes sense.

Okay, I'm going to bed for real now.

I'm bed too

missed 11:11 both times today. OOPS

 

see ya guys

Yeah same. Good night.

 

But before that, a parting gift.

Edited November 12, 201114 yr by Killerred005
removed autoplay

Egh. Autoplay.

For Nex if he ever sees this.

 

[hide][/hide]

Reported pie for autoplay bullshit

I have no problem with people dressing up and buying anime merchandise. I don't judge them or anything. Its no worse than putting on a football jersey.

It's all attention-whoring. I dislike it and people who participate in it.

 

>"hey I got it! [insert image link to a 11/11/11 11:11 screen shot here]"

>"Oh that's cute, but I beat you to it. [insert my screen shot of the same thing except from this morning]

>"mines better because mine was made on a mac"

 

Oh, wow

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB22cxKxBnU

lol xD

 

New interface looks weird.

Looks better organized but a little bit more confusing then oblivion.

Than

 

Topical humor is so dry. Just like puns.

I don't think you understand what dry humor is.

 

Hey abc, Y U LIE

 

http://mangastream.com/read/hunter_x_hunter/76466254/1

I should probably stop believing everything I see on /a/.

 

Get all the fighting nerds of /fg/, Goon, Seany, Tyler

Host fights

Place bets

????

Profit.

>American Taekwondo

>Fighting

lolno

 

I'm better than you all just because I don't use >pounsd and >feet-

 

Ha ha ha, here we go!

We're better because we proofread our posts.

 

Yeah same. Good night.

 

But before that, a parting gift.

lol xD

 

Seriously, though. Autoplay is annoying.