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Hey Atheists,

 

My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.

 

Pic Related: It's me and my bible

 

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Well, seeing how David is crying in his corner now, we can have a serious discussion.

 

So Tyler, did you win whatever you were doing today? Some speech thing?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Oh yeah, bro, that sure is some BR00T4L shit. Now that you're done listening to that you can go cry somewhere, maybe cut your wrists. Whatever emo punk, keep your scream-o to yourself. I'll just be over here listening to real metal, kid.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Oh yeah, bro, that sure is some BR00T4L shit. Now that you're done listening to that you can go cry somewhere, maybe cut your wrists. Whatever emo punk, keep your scream-o to yourself. I'll just be over here listening to real metal, kid.

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Well I'm going to bed since you basically admitted you'd lost to me any day.

 

I don't even think I'm coming back to this retarded asa forum again. It's just getting worse every day. I don't give a [bleep] if you don't believe me.

 

Bye, idiots.

 

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@Halo: Short answer, no.

 

Long answer:

I took third in the tournament. Out of five infos. There were no entries at this tournament. It was ridiculous. And, well a third's an up, so I guess I should be happy, but really all it means to me is that I was worse than half the infos. The two that beat me weren't amazing either. One was still on notecard, while the other asked the judge if they were ready all three rounds. I could forgive that for both of them, but my posters were also a ton better than theirs. In terms of actual speaking, we were probably tied I suppose, but I personally feel that mine was the best written out of them.

 

Actually, at this point, I think I'm done with info. I'm not dropping it, because we don't have any other infos on the team, but I'm going to find another event to focus on so I can actually win sometimes. >.<

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Oh, that stinks. Better luck next time hopefully.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Hitler, Bieber, and A7x go to hell.They meet the devil sitting on his throne,and he asks them why they're in hell.

 

Hitler: I killed 20 million people and caused a holocaust on the Jewish population.

 

Devil: Good, Good, sit to my right.

 

Bieber: I poisoned world of music with my little faggy voice who irritates every normal person in the world

 

Devil:You are such an [wagon]. Well done, sit to my left. *looks at A7x*

 

And why are you here?

 

A7x: get off my throne [bleep]

 

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Just finished watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the first time. It was so stupid it was good, if that makes sense.

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[spoiler=Quotes]

Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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Yeah same. Good night.

 

But before that, a parting gift.

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removed autoplay

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I have no problem with people dressing up and buying anime merchandise. I don't judge them or anything. Its no worse than putting on a football jersey.

It's all attention-whoring. I dislike it and people who participate in it.

 

>"hey I got it! [insert image link to a 11/11/11 11:11 screen shot here]"

>"Oh that's cute, but I beat you to it. [insert my screen shot of the same thing except from this morning]

>"mines better because mine was made on a mac"

 

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Oh, wow

 

lol xD

 

New interface looks weird.

Looks better organized but a little bit more confusing then oblivion.

Than

 

Topical humor is so dry. Just like puns.

I don't think you understand what dry humor is.

 

I should probably stop believing everything I see on /a/.

 

Get all the fighting nerds of /fg/, Goon, Seany, Tyler

Host fights

Place bets

????

Profit.

>American Taekwondo

>Fighting

lolno

 

I'm better than you all just because I don't use >pounsd and >feet-

 

Ha ha ha, here we go!

We're better because we proofread our posts.

 

Yeah same. Good night.

 

But before that, a parting gift.

lol xD

 

Seriously, though. Autoplay is annoying.

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