Sure I might be buying into corporate stuff, but who isn't?

:unsure:

 

IS THAT WHY I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS? IF I DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A HIPSTER WOULD PEOPLE LIKE ME?

Sure I might be buying into corporate stuff, but who isn't?

:unsure:

 

IS THAT WHY I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS? IF I DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A HIPSTER WOULD PEOPLE LIKE ME?

 

Liking people is so mainstream. Acting like a hipster is so mainstream.

Shut up killer.

No, the reason why you don't have any friends is because you over-analyze everything and everyone. It probably doesn't help if you're a pedophile.

When I type in all caps, it usually means I'm not being serious.

No, the reason why you don't have any friends is because you over-analyze everything and everyone. It probably doesn't help if you're a pedophile.

 

Well, the last part is probably a bit more personal. It's similar to running up to a friend you just made and said 'Guess what? I'm gay.' It's not necessarily wrong, it just could be slightly awkward considering the status of it in society.

Thank you for elaborating on that.

Not acting serious is too mainstream.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Nobody irl knows I'm a pedophile.

Keep it that way.

Keep it that way.

So when I got to school today I went to my group of friends in the hall and waited for 1st period to start, as usual. I got a strong sniff of weed, everyone smelled it too. Didn't think too much of it after that. Then in first period I smelled it again. I realized that I was either the source of the smell or it somehow latched on to me across campus. Wtf. I'm sure my spanish partner thinks I'm a druggy.

 

Other amusing stories happened today too.

I hate how all the internet-lurking fedora-wearing adolescents these days think Old Spice is "epic" and "manly." It's funny because they're usually the type to think advertising and corporate stuff is stupid etc etc and they're buying right into it.

I was going to post one of those 'there's a man in there somewhere' ads Old Spice has in GameInformer, but I couldn't find any online.

 

It's a shame, because they pretty much play exactly into what you're describing here.

Just saying Abc, you mess up once, you're [bleep]ed for life.

 

But hey, you wanted to take that path.

Referring to drugs or pedophilia?

 

Nex, are you still watching Bakemonogatari?

oh look, former greatness

oh look, former greatness

He wants to [bleep].

oh look, former greatness

Nex, why is it taking you so long to answer a yes or no question?

no guys it's cats I'll show you at another point in time when I am in a kitty mood

oh look, former greatness

He wants to [bleep].

 

I do as well.

Lets make fun of Seany for his shitty internet.

I still get Killer and Nex mixed up. The only way I can tell them apart now is the color I associate them with.

OH RIGHT GUYS GUESS WHAT POSTING KITTIES IS THE PATH TO MY [kitty] IT ALL MAKES SENSE DOESN'T IT