hey, you were the one who reported me, don't pretend to be sad

oh man look at /sp/

AHAHAHAHAHAHA PIE GOT IN TROUBLE.

not yet

You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round round round.

You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round round round.

 

That post with that quote in your signature.

>sit next to random girl in class because no other seats

>semester over in 3 weeks

>she asks why I've never talked to her before

>this is my chance to be funny

>say it's because girls have cooties

>she gives me a weird look and doesn't talk much for the rest of class

>mfw

 

Why are girls so hard to talk to?

Is this serious?

>sit next to random girl in class because no other seats

>Havent showered in 3 days

>I start sweating, farting loudly

>semester over in 3 weeks I finally can control my ass

>she asks why I've never talked to her before

>Her eyes pierce my soul

>I start shitting spaghetti out of my ass

>this is my chance to be funny

>say "it's because girls have cooties"

>as I quickly stuff the ass spaghetti into my fannypack

>she gives me a weird look and doesn't talk much for the rest of class

>As I we leave the room, she trips over my cape

>She falls to the floor

>Everybody walk the dinosaur

My friend's got a girlfriend, man he hates that [bleep], he tells me every day

I suppose I'm lucky then.

>Walking around campus

>See a cute Asian girl eating by herself

>Want to talk to her

>Instead become completely beta, act like I'm texting on my phone for 10 minutes while looking up at her

>Eventually muster the courage to walk up to her

>Sit down at her table

>She looks up at me

>I forget what I was going to say

>She looks visibly freaked out

>Oh [bleep], realize I have to say something

>Scream out "OH, THIS ISN'T MY SEAT HAHA" really loudly

>She looks extremely confused, table of [racist term]s next to me starts snickering

>Can tell she's about to leave

>Realize I have to compliment her if I want her to stay

>"YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE"

>[racist term]s are laughing even harder

>Asian girl gets up and starts to walk away

>I get up to chase after her while screaming "WAIT, I'M SORRY"

>She starts sprinting

>As I'm chasing after her I trip

>Laptop flies out of my bag and breaks

>Can hear [racist term]s laughing hysterically now

>"HAHAHAHA THAT WHITE BOY TRYNA GET HIS DICK WET"

>"HEY WHITE BOY WANNA GET WITH ME?"

>Look up at them

>Get ready to cuss them out

>Instead of words coming out of my mouth I just start sobbing crying

>They start laughing again one says "That [racist term] crazy"

>I leave before my other classes start, drive all the way home with tears in my eyes

This happens to me every day.

So yesterday I had duty, and to call everyone to duty muster someone has to shout, so they ask me to do it. I yell "DUTY SECTION FOUR! FALL IN!" and for some reason sounded really angry. So my duty section leader asks, "Why are you so angry O'Barto?". I reply, "I haven't gotten laid in months MA2." He said he thought that was a pretty good reason, and I got some laughs out of my shipmates.

So yesterday I had duty, and to call everyone to duty muster someone has to shout, so they ask me to do it. I yell "DUTY SECTION FOUR! FALL IN!" and for some reason sounded really angry. So my duty section leader asks, "Why are you so angry O'Barto?". I reply, "I haven't gotten laid in months MA2." He said he thought that was a pretty good reason, and I got some laughs out of my shipmates.

 

This is the reason, if Halo ever sees.

So yesterday I had duty, and to call everyone to duty muster someone has to shout, so they ask me to do it. I yell "DUTY SECTION FOUR! FALL IN!" and for some reason sounded really angry. So my duty section leader asks, "Why are you so angry O'Barto?". I reply, "I haven't gotten laid in months MA2." He said he thought that was a pretty good reason, and I got some laughs out of my shipmates.

 

This is the reason, if Halo ever sees.

Hwat?

Pepsi, how much pepsi have you had tonight?

Oh nothing, me and Halo were talking about Canada and Mexico vs. US and bloody wars.

And I had 1liter.

you drank a whole liter of pepsi in a day? holy shit

 

there's a reason you have acne

you drank a whole liter of pepsi in a day? holy shit

 

there's a reason you have acne

 

Yeah no shit sherlock, I figured that out awhile ago.

That's why I'm drinking less.

if 1 liter in a day is cutting back, how much were you drinking daily before?

if 1 liter in a day is cutting back, how much were you drinking daily before?

No I'm talking about 1 liter since Tuesday.

And I was drinking about 4 liters every week awhile back, cut back and the acne isn't bad anymore.

I've never really drank a lot of pepsi/coke tbh. I guess that explains my lack of acne problems throughout my teen years.

I've never really drank a lot of pepsi/coke tbh. I guess that explains my lack of acne problems throughout my teen years.

That doesn't explain it at all.