champion Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 hey, you were the one who reported me, don't pretend to be sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 oh man look at /sp/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 AHAHAHAHAHAHA PIE GOT IN TROUBLE. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 not yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round round round. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round round round. That post with that quote in your signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 >sit next to random girl in class because no other seats>semester over in 3 weeks>she asks why I've never talked to her before>this is my chance to be funny>say it's because girls have cooties>she gives me a weird look and doesn't talk much for the rest of class>mfw Why are girls so hard to talk to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Is this serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 >sit next to random girl in class because no other seats>Havent showered in 3 days>I start sweating, farting loudly>semester over in 3 weeks I finally can control my ass>she asks why I've never talked to her before>Her eyes pierce my soul>I start shitting spaghetti out of my ass>this is my chance to be funny >say "it's because girls have cooties">as I quickly stuff the ass spaghetti into my fannypack>she gives me a weird look and doesn't talk much for the rest of class>As I we leave the room, she trips over my cape>She falls to the floor>Everybody walk the dinosaur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 My friend's got a girlfriend, man he hates that [bleep], he tells me every day God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I suppose I'm lucky then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 >Walking around campus>See a cute Asian girl eating by herself>Want to talk to her>Instead become completely beta, act like I'm texting on my phone for 10 minutes while looking up at her>Eventually muster the courage to walk up to her>Sit down at her table>She looks up at me>I forget what I was going to say>She looks visibly freaked out>Oh [bleep], realize I have to say something>Scream out "OH, THIS ISN'T MY SEAT HAHA" really loudly>She looks extremely confused, table of [racist term]s next to me starts snickering>Can tell she's about to leave>Realize I have to compliment her if I want her to stay>"YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE">[racist term]s are laughing even harder>Asian girl gets up and starts to walk away>I get up to chase after her while screaming "WAIT, I'M SORRY">She starts sprinting>As I'm chasing after her I trip>Laptop flies out of my bag and breaks>Can hear [racist term]s laughing hysterically now>"HAHAHAHA THAT WHITE BOY TRYNA GET HIS DICK WET">"HEY WHITE BOY WANNA GET WITH ME?">Look up at them>Get ready to cuss them out>Instead of words coming out of my mouth I just start sobbing crying>They start laughing again one says "That [racist term] crazy">I leave before my other classes start, drive all the way home with tears in my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 This happens to me every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 So yesterday I had duty, and to call everyone to duty muster someone has to shout, so they ask me to do it. I yell "DUTY SECTION FOUR! FALL IN!" and for some reason sounded really angry. So my duty section leader asks, "Why are you so angry O'Barto?". I reply, "I haven't gotten laid in months MA2." He said he thought that was a pretty good reason, and I got some laughs out of my shipmates. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 So yesterday I had duty, and to call everyone to duty muster someone has to shout, so they ask me to do it. I yell "DUTY SECTION FOUR! FALL IN!" and for some reason sounded really angry. So my duty section leader asks, "Why are you so angry O'Barto?". I reply, "I haven't gotten laid in months MA2." He said he thought that was a pretty good reason, and I got some laughs out of my shipmates. This is the reason, if Halo ever sees. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 So yesterday I had duty, and to call everyone to duty muster someone has to shout, so they ask me to do it. I yell "DUTY SECTION FOUR! FALL IN!" and for some reason sounded really angry. So my duty section leader asks, "Why are you so angry O'Barto?". I reply, "I haven't gotten laid in months MA2." He said he thought that was a pretty good reason, and I got some laughs out of my shipmates. This is the reason, if Halo ever sees.Hwat? God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Pepsi, how much pepsi have you had tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Oh nothing, me and Halo were talking about Canada and Mexico vs. US and bloody wars.And I had 1liter. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 you drank a whole liter of pepsi in a day? holy shit there's a reason you have acne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 you drank a whole liter of pepsi in a day? holy shit there's a reason you have acne Yeah no shit sherlock, I figured that out awhile ago.That's why I'm drinking less. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 if 1 liter in a day is cutting back, how much were you drinking daily before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 if 1 liter in a day is cutting back, how much were you drinking daily before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 No I'm talking about 1 liter since Tuesday.And I was drinking about 4 liters every week awhile back, cut back and the acne isn't bad anymore. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I've never really drank a lot of pepsi/coke tbh. I guess that explains my lack of acne problems throughout my teen years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I've never really drank a lot of pepsi/coke tbh. I guess that explains my lack of acne problems throughout my teen years.That doesn't explain it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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