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Both of my canine companions are asleep to my right.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I don't ever remember meeting my grandmother on dad's side. And I apparently met my great grandfather on my mum's side. Apparently he was the best guy ever, or so it seems from my mum's side's stories and such.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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Oh my father. Heroine overdose.

[hide=Don't read if you want to know some more stuff about my family or whatever] He was a raging alcoholic, gambler, and drug addict. This was before my mother married him. He also used to be in the Merchant Marines, traveling around the world essentially. After my mother had my brother, he started falling back on alcohol and drugs. Eventually my mother had enough and divorced him. A month after I was born, he overdosed on heroine. He's better off dead anyways for reasons I'm not going to state, even though I put the disclaimer in the hide tags.[/hide]

 

Heh, FF had the option of Hermione as a spell check option.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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When I was a young boy and didn't fully understand surnames, I called one of my Grandmothers "brick grandma" because her house was made of brick, and called my other grandmother "blue grandma" due to the blue siding on her house. That went out the window when blue grandma also became brick grandma.

That's actually really funny.

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I called my dad's mother Nana, and my mom's mom Grandma D.

Nana was the one that passed away this summer.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Also another question to whoever knows.

Does doing cleans hurt your back?

 

Abc:

>smokes

>thinks most people are stupid

>wants to try drugs

>doesn't understand why people exercise

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Well, it's sad you had to have such a scumbag as a father. Your mother must be a great woman to be able to raise you and your brother well.

 

In my family we don't have any special way of calling each grandma. My mother's side is "abuela Esther" and my father's side is "abuela Elena".

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There's a part two after my father's death. But that's another story for another night, I guess.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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